Users And Me: The Production Firefighter

bugs production Technical debt Developer life User experience Infrastructure Deployment Hotfix Software maintenance

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Users And Me: The Production Firefighter

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The digital equivalent of building maintenance during dinner service! While users happily dine on your app's features, blissfully unaware of the structural integrity issues, you're frantically patching critical bugs underneath the whole operation. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like frantically deploying hotfixes to production while praying the entire restaurant—err, application—doesn't collapse. The best part? Those users will never know how close they came to their digital meal being served with a side of 500 errors.

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