Feature Demos: Expectation vs. Reality

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The awkward moment when the game show host realizes all four answers are technically correct in programming contexts: Master-slave (the problematic database/device relationship pattern) Deforestation (removing trees from expression trees in functional programming) Children (those poor innocent DOM nodes) STD (Standard Template Library in C++, not what you're thinking) And this is why we're renaming everything in tech. The host's face says it all: "Did I just walk into the world's most uncomfortable tech interview?"

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Ah yes, the classic "how to learn coding in a single night" question. The answer? Just relocate to a place where "night" lasts six months. Problem solved with geographic loopholes instead of actual time management skills. The best part is the follow-up advice: "just Google it." Because apparently after traveling thousands of miles to the Arctic Circle, setting up your development environment in sub-zero temperatures, and dealing with polar bears, the groundbreaking strategy is... the same thing you could've done from your couch.

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