I Just Asked For A Horse

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I Just Asked For A Horse

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Remember that client who wanted a "simple horse app" with a three-day deadline? Yeah, this is what happens when you code on vibes alone. You proudly announce your "fast running horse" while delivering what's clearly a cow with identity issues. The classic requirements vs. implementation disaster that haunts every sprint planning session. And the bottom text just nails it – we're all doomed to keep drawing cows when asked for horses because "the specs weren't clear enough" and "it technically has four legs, what more do you want?"

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