I Just Asked For A Horse

requirements Misunderstanding Deadlines Project management Client expectations Implementation Sprint Specifications Developer life Communication

Programming Debugging Agile

8 months ago 206,176 views 0 shares

I Just Asked For A Horse

requirements-memes, misunderstanding-memes, deadlines-memes, project-management-memes, client-expectations-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Remember that client who wanted a "simple horse app" with a three-day deadline? Yeah, this is what happens when you code on vibes alone. You proudly announce your "fast running horse" while delivering what's clearly a cow with identity issues. The classic requirements vs. implementation disaster that haunts every sprint planning session. And the bottom text just nails it – we're all doomed to keep drawing cows when asked for horses because "the specs weren't clear enough" and "it technically has four legs, what more do you want?"

More Like This

Quantum Supremacy Isnt Real

Programming

1 year ago 64.0K views 0 shares

quantumSupremacyIsntReal | computer-memes, search-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Content Addressable L1 Cache Quantum Computers Unstructured Search in O(1) to find corresponding RAM-Address with 100 accuracy Unstructured Search in O(sqrt(n)) with "high probability"

If it's something weird and it don't look good, who ya gonna call?

Programming

1 year ago 83.2K views 0 shares

If it's something weird and it don't look good, who ya gonna call? | fortran-memes, IT-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content "The best way to learn a language is to speak to natives" The guy learning Fortran: 1587890:

on am mission

Programming

2 years ago 54.0K views 0 shares

on am mission | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content UNNECESSARY MEMORY ALLOCATIONS

We Were Right All Along

Programming

2 years ago 51.6K views 0 shares

weWereRightAllAlong | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1 1X1 In(1x) In (11) xIn (1) (x1) In(1) xan (14 (x1) n(1) X X1

If Vibe Coders Built Houses

Programming Webdev Agile Debugging Frontend

8 months ago 182.1K views 0 shares

If Vibe Coders Built Houses

This is what happens when you let someone who learned architecture from YouTube tutorials and Stack Overflow answers design your house. The building looks like it was refactored 17 times by different junior devs who all said "it works on my machine." Windows positioned like UI elements dragged randomly in a Visual Studio form designer. That balcony clearly started as a simple feature request before scope creep turned it into whatever monstrosity we're looking at now. The structural integrity is probably maintained by hopes, prayers, and something equivalent to jQuery patches. This is the physical manifestation of "we'll fix it in production" and "ship now, refactor later." Bet the architect submitted this with a commit message that just said "final_house_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v3.2_USE_THIS_ONE.blueprint"

When I need to title a stash before checkout

Programming

1 year ago 49.2K views 0 shares

When I need to title a stash before checkout | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Text describing what I'm working on sadfasdfasdfasdf