The IT Hero We Deserve, Not The One We Need

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The IT Hero We Deserve, Not The One We Need

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That heroic moment when IT finally arrives after you've sent 17 increasingly desperate tickets. They stride in like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama, full of unearned confidence and zero urgency. "I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to" perfectly captures that special blend of savior complex and complete indifference that defines corporate IT support. Meanwhile, you've been frantically googling solutions for three hours and have already tried turning it off and on again... twice.

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