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The harsh truth of developer legacy! While you're grinding away with 80-hour weeks, stress migraines, and that fancy "Senior Architecture Solutions Engineer" title, the only thing your colleagues will actually remember is that one fateful git push -f that took down the payment system during Black Friday.
Your technical brilliance? Forgotten. That time you debugged a race condition at 2AM? Nobody cares. But accidentally merge a single undefined variable to production, and suddenly you're immortalized in company folklore as "that person who cost us $2M in 15 minutes." The dev version of "you build a thousand bridges, but you **** ONE goat..."
