Still Better Than Nothing

When your IDE asks if you want to "Apply Code Changes" in the middle of debugging and shows up like a shady character in a hood... hard pass. Nothing says "I'm about to wreck your entire codebase" quite like mysterious prompts appearing when you're already knee-deep in a bug hunt. That little dialog box might as well say "Would you like me to introduce 17 new bugs while fixing none of your current ones?" The Flash is all of us - immediately rejecting that nonsense with zero hesitation.

Remember when you could pull all-nighters debugging your passion project, fueled by nothing but Mountain Dew and the sheer audacity of youth? Yeah, those days are gone. Now your body starts sending shutdown signals at 8:47 PM and you're negotiating with yourself about whether that second cup of coffee is worth the insomnia. The cruel irony is that you're technically a better developer now—you know design patterns, you write tests, you actually read documentation—but your biological infrastructure has deprecated itself. Your code quality went up while your uptime went down. That's called getting older in tech, and it hits different when you realize the junior devs are still gaming till sunrise while you're scheduling your standup around your second nap.

First half: "AI will destroy all programming jobs! Web dev is dead! DSA and MERN are obsolete! Only learn ML and chase trends! Stop coding!" Plot twist: "The more people panic and abandon ship, the more job security for those of us who know better." Classic fearmongering followed by the actual 4D chess move. Nothing creates better job security than convincing your competition to quit. The tech industry's version of "This beach is totally haunted, you should leave... alone... with all your picnic supplies."

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