Still Better Than Nothing

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Still Better Than Nothing

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The perfect illustration of code documentation in the wild! That empty diagram labeled "How programmers comment their code" is painfully accurate. We all start our projects with grand intentions of detailed comments, then reality hits and suddenly it's just blank spaces and cryptic symbols. The most documented part of any codebase is usually that one function written at 3 AM that no one remembers writing. Future you will definitely understand what that single-letter variable does six months from now, right? Trust me, even senior devs with 15 years of experience are looking at this and nervously laughing while avoiding eye contact with their Git history.

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