UTC And Celsius Only

datetime Timezones Utc Standards Internationalization Time travel Celsius

Programming Debugging Backend

7 months ago 417,537 views 2 shares

UTC And Celsius Only

timezones-memes, utc-memes, datetime-memes, programming-memes, debugging-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal developer fantasy: time travel to eliminate timezones. If you've ever debugged a production issue at 3AM because your server's in EST but your database is in PST while your logs are in UTC, you understand the violence in this image. Timezone math has broken more code than null pointers. The creator of timezones would be the first target for any developer with a time machine - right before they'd implement a universal standard of UTC everywhere and Celsius-only temperature measurements. No more Date.toLocaleString() nightmares!

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