UTC And Celsius Only

Timezones Utc datetime Standards Time travel Celsius Internationalization

Programming Debugging Backend

4 months ago 263,653 views 2 shares

UTC And Celsius Only

timezones-memes, utc-memes, datetime-memes, programming-memes, debugging-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal developer fantasy: time travel to eliminate timezones. If you've ever debugged a production issue at 3AM because your server's in EST but your database is in PST while your logs are in UTC, you understand the violence in this image. Timezone math has broken more code than null pointers. The creator of timezones would be the first target for any developer with a time machine - right before they'd implement a universal standard of UTC everywhere and Celsius-only temperature measurements. No more Date.toLocaleString() nightmares!

More Like This

The First And Main Rule Of Programming

Programming StackOverflow Debugging Testing

5 months ago 277.0K views 0 shares

The First And Main Rule Of Programming

Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like touching working code. You spend 8 hours fixing a bug, finally get it working through some unholy combination of Stack Overflow answers and pure luck, and then the PM asks "can you just add one tiny feature?" The real programming golden rule isn't DRY or SOLID principles—it's the ancient wisdom of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to religious extremes. We've all got that legacy system held together by digital duct tape that nobody dares to refactor. Sure, the documentation says "temporary solution" from 2013, but hey... it works!

Race Conditions

Programming

4 years ago 50.3K views 7 shares

Race Conditions | programmer-memes, iphone-memes, threads-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Amir Shevat y ashevat A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it with threads!". has Now problems. two he 10:00 PM 16 Jan 21 Twitter for iPhone

The Inverse Relationship Between Deadlines And Meme Quality

Programming

8 months ago 142.6K views 1 shares

The Inverse Relationship Between Deadlines And Meme Quality

Students who code are apparently too busy crying over assignments to make quality memes during the semester. During breaks? Pure comedy gold. The cycle of programmer humor quality perfectly mirrors the academic calendar - inversely proportional to the amount of homework due. Right now someone's probably submitting a low-effort meme instead of fixing that memory leak in their project.

It usually takes longer to write the automation code too [OC]

Programming

4 years ago 47.5K views 0 shares

It usually takes longer to write the automation code too [OC] | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Task that takes longer than 5 seconds: Exists Programmers: WHAT IF YOU COULD Automate Y

I m hight on tylenol extra strength

Programming

3 years ago 59.7K views 0 shares

I m hight on tylenol extra strength | coding-memes, developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content life as developer coding back pain

What's Truly "Insecure" For A Programmer

Programming Webdev Networking Security

8 months ago 285.5K views 0 shares

What's Truly "Insecure" For A Programmer

Nothing says "I trust absolutely no one" like seeing a plain HTTP link and immediately thinking about all the ways your data could be harvested, sold, or stolen. That little 'S' in HTTPS isn't just a letter—it's the difference between "my password is probably fine" and "welp, time to change every password I've used since 2011." Seasoned developers don't see HTTP anymore. We just see red flags and a ticket that should've been fixed before the product even launched.