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SOFTWARE ENGINEER CHEAT SHEET Source:TheCooperReview.com It’s a non-trivial amount of work I won’t be able to copy and paste This is a temporary This is a permanent solution solution lIl be finished by Monday That’s funny Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? Just file a bug I won’t tell you which Monday I literally hate you It will be neither I have no idea what you’re saying right now That’s an expansion forgot you needed that feature of scope We can’t test that We can but we won’t I’ll just put it behind a flag for now It will never ship I can’t realistically estimate that – I don’t know how estimates work I don’t think users will care about that have dinner reservations at 8 This is an Alpha release It doesn’t work This is a Beta release We fixed a lot of bugs but it still doesn’t work I’ll add that to the I’m hoping you’ll forget about it backlog We are focusing on – I’m going to go take a nap high priority fixes only