Let's See Who Really Caused This Bug

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Let's See Who Really Caused This Bug

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The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene but make it debugging! The moment you pull back that ghost sheet only to find... yourself. Surprise! The call is coming from inside the house! Nothing quite captures that existential crisis when git blame points directly back at your commit from three weeks ago. "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my meddling self and that pesky version control!"

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