Let's See Who Really Caused This Bug

The fresh-faced junior dev who believed the lie that "oncall isn't too bad" has clearly been transformed into a shell of his former self. Those promised "runbooks" for another team's systems? Yeah, they're either wildly outdated or just a single README file saying "good luck!" This is what happens when you're woken up at 3AM by cryptic alerts for systems you've never seen before, while the senior devs who actually built the monstrosity are peacefully sleeping with their phones on silent. The only documentation? A Confluence page last updated in 2019 that just says "TODO: finish documentation".

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The classic tech hype cycle in its natural habitat. First, AI writes 90% of code. Then AI writes 100% of code. Then reality hits and humans get paid premium wages to fix the AI's spaghetti code. Reminds me of that time we deployed an "automated" monitoring system that generated so many false alerts we had to hire three people just to monitor the monitoring system. Progress!

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DARLING, the BETRAYAL! Backend passing a note with HTTP status codes instead of a proper error object! The absolute AUDACITY! 🙄 Frontend's face says it all - "You expect me to work with THIS?!" Backend just casually tossing over raw status codes (200 for success, 500 for server error) when everyone knows frontend deserves a PROPERLY FORMATTED JSON error with actual useful information! The DRAMA of cross-team communication! It's like getting a breakup text that just says "relationship = null" - GIVE ME DETAILS, PEOPLE!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute RAGE that boils through my veins when someone calls their half-baked, no-documentation, "just-vibes" approach to programming "vibe coding." SWEETIE, your code isn't "intuitive" or "flowing with the universe" - it's a NIGHTMARE that the next developer will have to decipher like some ancient hieroglyphics! You didn't "feel your way" through that algorithm - you just didn't bother to learn proper practices and now we're all paying the price! Next person who says they're "vibe coding" is getting their keyboard privileges REVOKED. 💅