Let's See Who Really Caused This Bug

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The annual summer ritual of developer suffering has begun. First panel: you're coding next to your PC that's running hotter than Satan's kitchen, fans screaming for mercy. Second panel: you open a window hoping for relief, but instead invite nature's most annoying debuggers. Third panel: moths, attracted to your screen like QA is to that one edge case you forgot to handle, turn your home office into a rainbow rave party. And you thought memory leaks were your biggest problem today.

The perfect double meaning that unites programmers and healthcare workers! Someone brilliantly compared the zombie-like state of elderly patients being resuscitated only to continue their ceiling-staring existence with the state of modern software. When code flatlines and crashes, we developers perform our own version of CPR - frantically debugging, restarting services, and injecting emergency patches. And for what? So our zombie application can limp along for another deployment cycle before inevitably crashing again. The cherry on top? That deadpan declaration that "CPR is quite literally necromancy." Well, both programmers and doctors are just professional necromancers, desperately reviving things that probably should have been allowed to die with dignity.

The C++ Olympic gold medalist celebrates victory in the first 5 panels, only to get absolutely destroyed by Rust in the final frame. Classic story of our industry - spend decades mastering pointer arithmetic and manual memory management, then some new language comes along with a borrow checker and suddenly you're obsolete. C++17 promised better memory safety features, but let's be honest - it's like putting a band-aid on a chainsaw wound. Meanwhile Rust sits on the podium smugly preventing segfaults at compile time while every other garbage-collected language watches from second place. Ten years of debugging dangling pointers and suddenly I'm supposed to learn ownership semantics? Fine, I'll update my resume.

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