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One DB For All Services Is Great Design
Devops Kubernetes Docker Programming Backend
2 days ago 55.4K views 0 shares
One DB For All Services Is Great Design
Ah, the classic "Scooby-Doo villain reveal" but with a software architecture twist. The company proudly announces their fancy microservice architecture, but when the developer pulls off the mask, surprise! It's just a distributed monolith underneath. For the uninitiated: a distributed monolith is when you split your application into separate services that look like microservices, but they're so tightly coupled they can't be deployed independently. So you get all the complexity of microservices with none of the benefits. It's like buying a sports car but filling the trunk with concrete.

Anyone Else Feel Like This Is All Of Computex?
Hardware
5 days ago 45.7K views 0 shares
Anyone Else Feel Like This Is All Of Computex?
The classic Scooby-Doo villain unmasking meme strikes again! What promised to be Computex 2025 - the holy grail of computing innovation - turns out to be nothing but a glorified CPU cooler convention. The hardware enthusiasts among us know the pain of waiting for revolutionary tech announcements only to get the 500th iteration of RGB fans and liquid cooling solutions. It's like expecting the next quantum computing breakthrough and getting "now with 2% more thermal paste!" instead. The disappointment is palpable.

Let's Unmask The AI Agents Scam
AI Devops Programming
16 days ago 106.8K views 0 shares
Let's Unmask The AI Agents Scam
OMG, the AUDACITY of these tech companies! 💅 First they're all "AI agents will revolutionize everything!" *dramatic hair flip* But pull off that ghost sheet mask and SURPRISE! It's just the same old automation workflows we've been using since the Paleolithic era of computing, but with fancier marketing! The tech industry really thinks we're all just standing here with our mouths open waiting for them to rebrand "if-then statements" as "autonomous intelligence." I CANNOT EVEN with this level of deception! *faints onto Victorian chaise lounge*

The Corporate Website's Dirty Little Secret
Webdev Security Programming Frontend
16 days ago 115.4K views 0 shares
The Corporate Website's Dirty Little Secret
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these Fortune 500 companies with their fancy-schmancy websites! 💅 All polished and professional on the outside, but pull back that mask and GASP! It's just WordPress admin lurking underneath! The digital equivalent of finding out your crush's perfect hair is actually a $12.99 wig from Amazon. The corporate world's most poorly kept secret - billion-dollar empires built on the same CMS your aunt uses for her cat blog. SCANDALOUS! 🙀

The Villain Was Inside You All Along
Git Devops Programming Debugging
25 days ago 74.1K views 0 shares
The Villain Was Inside You All Along
THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! 😱 Running git blame only to discover YOU were the monster all along! It's that soul-crushing moment when you dramatically unmask the villain responsible for that nightmare bug and—PLOT TWIST—it's just your past self staring back, silently judging your life choices. The digital equivalent of opening the fridge to find someone ate the last slice of pizza, and then remembering it was you at 3 AM. Self-sabotage has never been so perfectly documented!

Why Is It Always You Two
Programming Debugging Frontend Backend
1 month ago 78.8K views 0 shares
Why Is It Always You Two
The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene but make it developer nightmare fuel ! 🕵️‍♂️ When you download what seems like a normal file but *gasp* it's actually a zip containing 500 XML files that will haunt your dreams! The file format equivalent of "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling developers!" Nothing says "today's going to be a terrible day" quite like unmasking a seemingly innocent file only to discover it's actually a horrifying XML nightmare in disguise. Time to cancel all your plans and stock up on coffee! ☕☕☕

Let's See Who Really Caused This Bug
Debugging Git Programming Testing
1 month ago 95.2K views 0 shares
Let's See Who Really Caused This Bug
The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene but make it debugging! The moment you pull back that ghost sheet only to find... yourself. Surprise! The call is coming from inside the house! Nothing quite captures that existential crisis when git blame points directly back at your commit from three weeks ago. "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my meddling self and that pesky version control!"

Let's See Who Made This Idiotic Program
Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 74.9K views 0 shares
Let's See Who Made This Idiotic Program
GASP! The absolute HORROR of discovering that YOU were the criminal mastermind behind that spaghetti-code monstrosity from last year! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY of past-you to write such atrocities and then VANISH into the night, leaving present-you to deal with the aftermath! It's like opening your code and finding a ransom note from your former self saying "Good luck figuring THIS out, sucker!" And the worst part? You can't even blame anyone else for this catastrophe! The villain was inside the house THE ENTIRE TIME!