It Worked Yesterday Syndrome

Content Me after finding that NaN is actually a number after 2h of debugging internal screaming

The AUDACITY of the universe! One second you're sitting there, coffee in hand, with the PURE CONFIDENCE of a rockstar coder about to witness your masterpiece in action. The next second? BOOM! Your compiler SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE with more errors than there are stars in the galaxy! 900 errors from 800 lines?! That's like having MORE problems than actual code! The mathematical IMPOSSIBILITY of it all! Your computer isn't just telling you that you failed—it's telling you that you've somehow broken the LAWS OF PHYSICS with your terrible code! And yet... we'll fix one error and try again because we're GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT! 💀

The classic developer trap: "I'll just use threads to solve this!" Fast forward 10 minutes and you're debugging race conditions, deadlocks, and wondering why your CPU is on fire. It's like trying to fix a leaky pipe with a flamethrower—technically you've solved the original problem, but now your house is burning down. Multithreading: turning one straightforward problem into an exciting collection of non-deterministic nightmares since the dawn of computing.

What we're looking at is the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to kill a fly. Some "professional" Roblox developer wrote an entire novel of nested if-statements to check and destroy items in a player's backpack. Instead of, you know, using a simple loop or function. It's like watching someone empty an entire swimming pool with a teaspoon when there's a drain right there. The best part? The bright blue syntax highlighting really brings out the desperation in the code. This is what happens when "copy-paste from Stack Overflow" becomes a lifestyle choice.

Content WHEN YOU ARE THINKING ON YOUR CODE AND 300 002 YOU ARE TRYING TO FIND THE BUG WITH ONLYYOUR MIND

Left side: Regular person confidently declaring they feel "totally safe using Tesla Autopilot." Right side: Programmers who actually wrote the code having an existential crisis because they know exactly what lurks in those if-else statements. Nothing makes you question mortality like knowing the corner cases your code doesn't handle. The same programmers who put "// TODO: Fix this later" in production code are now responsible for keeping your car between the lines.