It Worked Yesterday Syndrome

DARLING, the ETERNAL DRAMA of IT support! 💅 From the humble help desk guy on the left just BEGGING you to restart your computer to Star Trek's Geordi La Forge on the right using FANCY TECHNOBABBLE to suggest THE EXACT SAME THING! The audacity! The sheer DECEPTION! It's like ordering a $50 cocktail that's just vodka with a fancy umbrella! No matter how advanced technology gets, the solution is STILL just "unplug it and plug it back in" but make it ✨fashion✨. I'm DYING at how this has been IT's secret weapon since the dawn of computing!

Ah yes, the pinnacle of AI evolution: generating code that looks real but is completely non-functional. This masterpiece features "coast" instead of "const", a magical "YIMENT" primary key, and my personal favorite - "ortetocatiem" as a variable. It's like someone fed a neural network a programming textbook and a bottle of tequila. The best part is some poor junior dev will probably try to debug this for hours before realizing they've been bamboozled by an AI hallucination.

Content Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!! DO NOT!!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.

Ah, the ancient hieroglyphics of your own making. That moment when you return to code after a fortnight and suddenly it's like trying to decipher an archaeological discovery. Your past self apparently thought "future me will definitely understand this completely undocumented spaghetti mess" - spoiler alert: you don't. The coffee cup is there not for enjoyment but as a necessary archaeological tool. Somewhere in those cryptic symbols lies the logic you once understood with such clarity that documentation seemed optional. Now you're just a confused archaeologist staring at your own creation wondering if it was actually written by an ancient civilization... or possibly by you during a 3 AM energy drink bender.

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