It Worked Yesterday Syndrome

SWEETIE, GitHub Copilot promised you'd code 55% faster, but FAILED to mention you'd be creating bugs at HIGHWAY SPEEDS! 💀 The coding police have arrived, and honey, your bug count is so high it's breaking traffic laws! Sure, you're typing like a caffeinated cheetah, but your code quality is giving "crash test dummy" vibes. That's not productivity—that's a CRIME SCENE waiting for a git commit!

The eternal developer paradox: spending an entire workday wrestling with broken code rather than taking five minutes to read the manual. It's not stubbornness—it's an investment strategy. Why solve a problem in minutes when you can turn it into a character-building experience that consumes your entire Tuesday? Documentation exists solely as a last resort, to be consulted only after exhausting all possible incorrect approaches first.

The duality of every developer's existence in one perfect cat meme. When someone asks how long you've been coding, you confidently say "4 years" like it means something. But the moment they assume you must be an expert, your inner cat goes from stoic to panicked faster than a production server during a demo. The truth is, no matter how many years you rack up, you're perpetually one Stack Overflow outage away from complete technical amnesia. Four years of experience just means four years of increasingly creative ways to Google error messages.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this calculator! You input 7 × 5, expecting a boring old 35, and what do you get? "Hello World"?! SERIOUSLY?! 💀 When your first coding project is such a disaster that basic math transforms into introductory programming phrases. The calculator had ONE JOB—to calculate—but decided to have an existential crisis instead and greet the universe! This is what happens when you let your code decide its own career path without proper supervision!

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The infinite recursion of scanning a QR code that's already on your device! It's like trying to use `document.getElementById('document')` - technically possible but completely pointless. That moment when your brain bluescreens because you're trying to scan something that's literally in your hands. The digital equivalent of looking for your phone while talking on it. Recursive function with no base case - we're headed for a stack overflow!