Just Two More Plugins

The ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX that consumes your soul once you've conquered the ancient text editor Emacs! 💅 One minute you're struggling with keyboard shortcuts that require more fingers than an octopus has tentacles, and the next you're looking at VS Code peasants like they're coding with crayons. The transformation is COMPLETE - you've gone from normal developer to insufferable text editor elitist faster than you can say "M-x butterfly." Your friends will abandon you, but who needs friends when you have customizable keybindings?!

HONEY, THE LINUX COMMUNITY IS AT IT AGAIN! 💀 Dare to mention you use Flatpak instead of compiling from source? PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR WARFARE! The sheer AUDACITY to suggest Nano might be easier than Vim?! These Linux subreddits will absolutely EVISCERATE your soul faster than you can type 'sudo apt-get'! It's like mentioning pineapple on pizza but for people who memorize kernel parameters for fun. The notifications from angry purists will vibrate your phone into another dimension! And don't even THINK about admitting you use Ubuntu instead of Arch! *dramatic gasp*

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY to classify Vim users as having a "disability"! 💀 The most savage burn in web development history! Keyboard warriors everywhere are CLUTCHING their mechanical keyboards in horror! Because let's be honest, nothing says "I make life unnecessarily complicated for myself" like spending 6 months learning how to exit an editor. Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants with our mouse-clicking privileges are just trying to navigate websites without typing ":wq" to submit a form. The struggle is REAL, people!

The bell curve of IDE preferences shows the full spectrum of developer evolution. On the left, junior devs with barely enough experience to compile "Hello World" happily use free text editors. In the middle, the financially masochistic mid-level devs shell out hundreds for JetBrains subscriptions and swear their productivity justifies it. Meanwhile, on the right, battle-hardened senior devs who've seen IDEs come and go have circled back to Vim or some obscure terminal-based editor they've used since the Clinton administration. The truly enlightened know that paying for an IDE is just Stockholm syndrome with syntax highlighting.

The eternal text editor war claims another victim! Nano is often the gateway drug for command-line editing—deceptively simple with those helpful shortcuts at the bottom. But then comes Vim, with its modal editing paradigm that warps your brain faster than a quantum compiler. The sheer terror in that final panel perfectly captures the moment you realize you've typed vim and now have absolutely no idea how to exit. Not even Thanos with the infinity gauntlet can escape the clutches of Vim without frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 42nd time.

Google's passive-aggressive suggestion is the digital equivalent of a parent saying "I'm not mad, just disappointed." The eternal editor war continues as Google clearly takes sides in the Vim vs. Emacs holy war. Searching for Emacs only to be met with "Did you mean: vim" is like telling a Star Wars fan you prefer Star Trek—fighting words in certain circles. The editor rivalry is practically ancient in tech years, with developers forming tribal identities around their text editor of choice. Clearly, Google's search algorithm has chosen the cult of Vim, and isn't afraid to evangelize even when you're explicitly looking for its sworn enemy.