We Can't Do It Either

Somebody's calculator function clearly got confused with their first programming lesson! Instead of returning 35 (7×5), this calculator proudly outputs "Hello World" like it just graduated from Coding 101. Classic case of a variable type mismatch—calculator.js expected numbers but got existential instead. The dev probably reused that "Hello World" function they wrote 5 minutes earlier and forgot to change the return value. That's what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and stackoverflow copy-pasta.

Content Professors: "Copy-pasting from some website is plagiarism and will get you in serious trouble. Programmers: CodeDoesMeme

Ah, the ancient runes of Svelte. When your TypeScript variables look like they were summoned from Mordor's coding bootcamp. Someone clearly got tired of boring variable names like 'x' and decided to unleash eldritch symbols upon their codebase. The real horror isn't the demons this summons - it's the poor soul who has to maintain it during the next sprint.

Content I'm a senior software engineer with 6 years of experience in React node.js. I have built products that are used by millions and have generated billions in revenue. I've worked at successful startups. But you won't hire me because I can't solve an algorithm challenge. lol. 01:43 120921 Twitter Web App

Content Boots, 'with the fur' afraidofwasps You only live once - you should try to spend as much time on the computer as possible. After you die, you won't have access to it any more 23:41 2021-09-09 Twitter Web App 6 196 Retweets 160 Quote Tweets 58,3K Likes

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