We Can't Do It Either

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We Can't Do It Either

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Trying to center a div is the modern equivalent of solving Fermat's Last Theorem. Eight hours of tweaking margin: 0 auto;, display: flex;, justify-content: center;, and sacrificing your firstborn to the CSS gods—yet that stubborn element still sits 2 pixels off-center. The tears aren't from sadness; they're from realizing you could've built an entire backend service in the time you've spent fighting with a rectangle that refuses to behave.

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