The Hidden Infrastructure Of Production

Content Replying to If you knew how game development goes, you'd know that visuals are one of the first things done. This game is 4 years into planning development. What you see is almost exactly what you will get. The next year is mission coding and debugging. All backend stuff. It does look ass. 01:13 19092022 Twitter for Android 61 Quote Tweets 9 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

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The AUDACITY of the universe to both reward and humble you simultaneously! 💀 Left side: that GLORIOUS moment when your janky game actually gets accepted at GDQ (Games Done Quick, the prestigious speedrunning event). Right side: the soul-crushing realization that they've categorized your coding masterpiece under "AWFUL GAMES." Look at that face—it's the exact expression you make when your spaghetti code somehow passes all the tests but the senior dev still calls it "an abomination against computer science." The bar was on the FLOOR and we still managed to trip over it!

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You know you've achieved peak engineering when your code-to-comment ratio is inverted and you're sprinkling emojis like they're syntactic sugar. The interviewer's trying to figure out if you're a genius documenting every breath the code takes or if you just couldn't decide what the function actually does so you left a trail of 🤔💭🚀 instead. Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like: // 🔥 this might break idk // TODO: fix later (narrator: it was never fixed) function doTheThing() { ... } The sweating intensifies as they realize your "documentation" is essentially a diary entry with more feelings than facts. But hey, at least future you will know you were confused AND whimsical when you wrote it.

Content Wynn Netherland pengwynn Jan 13, 2018 Today at fourth grade career day: Me: What does a software engineer do? Kid up front: You fix computers! Me: Only at Thanksgiving. Knowing nod from nerdy kid on the back row. 9 7 17 483 1.9K