Yet Another Reason To Hate On The Worst Db In Existence

Content rAskReddit Posted b utakiniteasv88 11h The internet is scheduled to go down forever. You have a week to prepare and download anything from the web you think is necessary to have for the rest of your life. What do you download and why? 10 18 13 17 5 48.8k 7.1k Share BEST NEW TOP cbite 9h , 3 Awards Every How-To book ever written. At this point, the only way the internet is shutting down is if the world is ending. Gotta know how to start over. Reply 9.9k Rosehawka 6h . 3 Awards "Are we putting "python for dummies" or "intro to c" on the fire tonight, darling?"

The Venn diagram of pain! On one side, we have incels who can't get dates. On the other, Excel users battling the notorious date format nightmare. Both groups united by the same core issue: incorrectly assuming something is a date when it's not. Excel thinks your gene identifiers are dates, while that guy in the cubicle next door thinks a friendly "good morning" means you're madly in love with him. The spreadsheet struggle is real—just ask anyone who's typed "01-03" only to have Excel transform it into "January 3rd" and ruin their entire dataset. It's the perfect intersection of social awkwardness and technical frustration!

Someone just discovered that Redis developers still have jobs despite Redis being "feature-complete." They're genuinely confused about what a Redis dev does all day if it's just SET and GET commands. The response is pure gold: "The people who make Redis. Also you forgot the pubsub side :P" Then comes the chef's kiss moment: "Isn't Redis done though? It works fine for me." Translation: "My use case is the only use case that matters, so clearly the entire product is finished." By that logic, every software company should shut down the moment their product compiles without errors on someone's machine. Imagine thinking Redis is "done" when there's performance optimization, security patches, new data structures, clustering improvements, memory management enhancements, compatibility updates, and about 47 other things happening behind the scenes. But sure, your GET request works, so ship it and fire everyone.

The desperate plight of the modern developer captured in SpongeBob meme format! Mr. Krabs stands before a tombstone marked "#1 COBOL", contemplating whether to disturb the resting place of this ancient programming language for financial gain... before immediately diving in headfirst. COBOL (Common Business-Oriented Language) was created in 1959 and powers approximately 70% of banking transaction systems and 95% of ATM swipes. Despite being declared "dead" countless times, COBOL developers can earn $100k+ salaries simply because nobody wants to learn it anymore. The skills shortage is so severe that during the pandemic, several states desperately called retired COBOL programmers back to work. The grave-digging metaphor is painfully accurate - learning COBOL feels like exhuming digital archaeology, but the financial rewards make even the most principled developers reconsider their stance!

Content nerdsandgamersitw: sueslayer: captoring: just-shower-thoughts: Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates. nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don't really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better so I'm a bethesda game - me 25 points 1 day ago Is it a bug or a feature? permalink parent - bethesda 59 points 1 day ago Yes permalink parent

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