Yet Another Reason To Hate On The Worst Db In Existence

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Yet Another Reason To Hate On The Worst Db In Existence

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So Oracle's origin story is literally a CIA project. Nothing suspicious about that at all. Your database vendor was born from intelligence agency funding, which explains so much about their licensing tactics—they've been extracting information and money with the same ruthless efficiency since day one. The CIA was their first customer, which tracks because both organizations specialize in making people uncomfortable and charging obscene amounts for the privilege. At least now we know where Oracle learned their interrogation techniques for license audits.

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