How To Join Tables

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Databases Programming Frontend Backend Webdev

20 days ago 323,119 views 1 shares

How To Join Tables

frontend-memes, backend-memes, database-memes, sql-memes, joins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Frontend devs standing around at a picnic, literally joining their physical tables together because SQL joins are apparently a backend dark art. The joke writes itself—they're comfortable making buttons look pretty and centering divs, but ask them to write a LEFT JOIN and suddenly they're eating standing up. Meanwhile, backend devs are somewhere in a dark room, muttering about normalization and foreign keys, wondering why the API request is asking for the entire database in a single GET call.

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