Fullstack In A Nutshell

Content rLifeProTips 13h LPT: If you need help learning a language, try watching a TV show or movie you've seen many times with the audio on in that language. If you have many of the lines memorized by heart it can be a great way to practice listening skills. Productivity Advice 4 3.9k J 198 Share BEST COMMENTS 12h Do they make a Monty Python: Holy Grail spoken in javaScript? Reply 4 829 J 11h Sorry only in python. Reply 4 487 11h Well that just makes sense. Reply 4 116

Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.

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Behold the ABSOLUTE HORROR of programmers performing Olympic-level gymnastics to avoid touching Java! 💀 Look at them clinging to furniture, defying gravity, and practically dislocating their spines just to avoid those steaming coffee cup logos! The desperation! The DRAMA! It's like watching a group of cats avoiding a bath, except the bath is a programming language with verbose syntax that makes you type fourteen paragraphs just to print "hello world." The lengths we'll go to avoid writing those seven magical words: "public static void main(String[] args)"!

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