Fullstack In A Nutshell

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Fullstack In A Nutshell

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The duality of development in one perfect image! Frontend work is like a peaceful day in the meadow—just you and some cute components playing in the sunshine. Then there's backend development... suddenly you're in a post-apocalyptic hellscape with mutant data structures trying to eat your face off while everything burns around you. Yet somehow you're still expected to cradle that same codebase with the same gentle care. The glasses getting knocked off is the chef's kiss—that's your sanity leaving the chat when you realize your database just went nuclear.

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