Why Do NoSQL Devs Eat Lunch Alone?

When your date asks about relationships but your brain immediately jumps to database cardinality. Sure, I could tell you about my ex, OR I could explain the subtle differences between one-to-many and many-to-many table associations! The look of confusion when you start drawing ER diagrams on napkins instead of writing down your phone number. Dating tip: maybe save the normalization lecture for the second date.

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That moment when a single typo sends the entire team into cardiac arrest. John's innocent "Deploy*" followed by "Applogies" is the digital equivalent of casually mentioning you've just pressed the big red button. The desperate "Please take the day off!" plea is what happens when DevOps PTSD kicks in. This is why senior engineers develop drinking problems and why code review exists. Somewhere, a database administrator just felt a disturbance in the force.

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