Why Do NoSQL Devs Eat Lunch Alone?

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Why Do NoSQL Devs Eat Lunch Alone?

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SQL developers can join tables with a simple JOIN statement. NoSQL folks? They're structurally incapable of such social graces. MongoDB devs frantically embedding documents into their sandwiches while PostgreSQL users effortlessly merge their lunch groups with elegant inner joins. The cafeteria has become a database paradigm battleground, and the document store people are losing badly.

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