Why Do NoSQL Devs Eat Lunch Alone?

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Ah, the classic file system loophole that no cloud provider wants you to know about! Why pay for extra storage when you can just cram all your data into the filename itself? Sure, changing the actual filename doesn't affect file size - that would be too easy. But encoding your entire database as a series of increasingly monstrous filenames? Pure evil genius. Somewhere, a filesystem engineer is having heart palpitations just thinking about this. And yes, there's probably that one developer who's actually tried this in production. We don't talk about them anymore.

When your database schema is so bad that you're using age as a primary key. Because apparently, birthdays are more unique than usernames! Bonus points for the error message implying there's only ONE 17-year-old allowed on the platform. That dev probably also stores passwords in plaintext and thinks SQL injection is a new energy drink.

Ah yes, the classic client scope creep. First panel: "Make me a portfolio website?" Simple enough, just slap some HTML and CSS together, maybe a touch of JavaScript. Second panel: "Now make me a simple store. How hard can it be?" Suddenly you need React, MySQL, authentication, payment processing, and whatever that circuit diagram is supposed to be. Probably the client's "simple" idea for a recommendation algorithm that "just works like Amazon's but better." It's like asking someone to build a doghouse and then casually requesting they add an infinity pool and home theater while they're at it. Because you know, how hard can it be?

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