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They Don't Know How To Join Tables

Frontend Javascript Programming Databases Backend

27 days ago 181.5K views 0 shares

They Don't Know How To Join Tables

Frontend developers getting roasted harder than the CPU running their npm install. The joke hinges on SQL's JOIN operation - something backend folks use to combine data from multiple database tables. Meanwhile, frontend devs are over there positioning divs and arguing about whether dark mode should be activated based on system preferences or user choice. Can't blame them though - hard to join tables when all you've ever joined is another JavaScript framework bandwagon.

Why Do NoSQL Devs Eat Lunch Alone?

Databases Programming Backend

2 months ago 161.7K views 1 shares

Why Do NoSQL Devs Eat Lunch Alone?

SQL developers can join tables with a simple JOIN statement. NoSQL folks? They're structurally incapable of such social graces. MongoDB devs frantically embedding documents into their sandwiches while PostgreSQL users effortlessly merge their lunch groups with elegant inner joins. The cafeteria has become a database paradigm battleground, and the document store people are losing badly.