Muscles Optional, Skepticism Required

Who needs proper branching strategies when you can just dump everything into one glorious commit? The top shows a complex git branch workflow with multiple feature branches merging together - you know, what they teach in those fancy "best practices" courses. Meanwhile, the bottom shows what we actually do: one straight line of commits because who has time for that organized nonsense? Nothing says "I'll fix it in production" quite like bypassing code reviews and merging directly to main. Git blame? More like git shame.

Whoever made this deserves a promotion and a psych evaluation. It's a brilliant visual pun using electrical circuit diagrams to illustrate computing concepts. Serial processing executes tasks one after another (like killers waiting their turn), while parallel processing handles multiple tasks simultaneously (killing your CPU efficiency but getting the job done faster). After 15 years of optimizing code, I still chuckle when junior devs discover threading and suddenly want to parallelize everything. Sure kid, enjoy your race conditions and deadlocks—I'll be over here with my popcorn.

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The universal IT solution meets international trade policy. The bottom panel features Roy from "The IT Crowd" delivering his iconic tech support line, but this time to economic complaints instead of computer problems. The implication that complex economic policies could be fixed with the same brute-force restart method we use for routers is just... *chef's kiss*. Next up: trying to fix the national debt by blowing on it like an NES cartridge.

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