The Government Doesn't Use SQL

database sql Social security Government Database design Tech billionaires Data integrity Primary keys Constraints

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The Government Doesn't Use SQL

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OH MY GOD! Billionaire discovers basic database constraints and has a complete meltdown! 💀

The absolute DRAMA of someone who can launch rockets into space but apparently thinks the U.S. government is running their trillion-dollar operations on some janky SQL database without primary keys! Like, sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but the Social Security Administration isn't using phpMyAdmin they downloaded from SourceForge in 2003!

It's giving "I just discovered databases exist and now I'm an expert" energy. Next revelation: the Pentagon doesn't store nuclear launch codes in an Excel spreadsheet! SHOCKING!

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