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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Primary keys Memes

Posts tagged with Primary keys

SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship

Databases Programming Backend
24 days ago 93.7K views 1 shares
SQL Romantic: Keys To A Good Relationship
Nothing says romance like database integrity! When she asks about relationships, he goes straight for the technical truth - you need PRIMARY KEYS to maintain a good relationship... between tables. The perfect pickup line doesn't exi-- wait, it does, but only in normalized form. Ten years of building databases has taught me that relationships without proper keys are just asking for trouble. Just like my dating life.

The Government Doesn't Use SQL

Databases Security Programming
3 months ago 116.3K views 0 shares
The Government Doesn't Use SQL
OH MY GOD! Billionaire discovers basic database constraints and has a complete meltdown! ๐Ÿ’€ The absolute DRAMA of someone who can launch rockets into space but apparently thinks the U.S. government is running their trillion-dollar operations on some janky SQL database without primary keys! Like, sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but the Social Security Administration isn't using phpMyAdmin they downloaded from SourceForge in 2003! It's giving "I just discovered databases exist and now I'm an expert" energy. Next revelation: the Pentagon doesn't store nuclear launch codes in an Excel spreadsheet! SHOCKING!

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