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Database Administrator's definition of "smooth migration" = server is on fire but at least one user can still log in. The rest of the team doesn't need to know about the flaming wreckage of tables and indexes above. Just smile and say "yasss" when asked if everything's fine. We'll fix it in post-production.

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The horrifying truth finally revealed! Let's be honest, we've all seen that one company running their entire operation off a glorified spreadsheet. Some PM probably said "it's just temporary" back in 2003, and now it's load-bearing infrastructure. The worst part? Those Excel "databases" are still out there... evolving... multiplying. That one Karen in accounting is probably managing $50M in assets using VLOOKUP and a prayer. The astronaut with the gun knows what's up - sometimes the only solution to legacy spreadsheet hell is a clean reboot.

The eternal standoff between developers and DBAs in their natural habitat. When disaster strikes, suddenly everyone's a "DBA" until they're asked to prove it by showing who has those coveted production database credentials. Nothing exposes an impostor faster than asking them to actually fix something in prod. That moment when you realize your "database expertise" consists entirely of SELECT statements you copied from Stack Overflow... just accept your fate.