Production Ready If You Don't Ask Questions

Automation database Cron shell Technical debt Infrastructure Undocumented code Corporate lies

Databases Linux Programming Python Devops

2 months ago 231,880 views 0 shares

Production Ready If You Don't Ask Questions

automation-memes, database-memes, cron-memes, python-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The corporate facade vs the horrifying reality of "automation" in tech. Top: Suited executive proudly announcing a sophisticated database pipeline that'll revolutionize operations. Bottom: The actual implementation - a janky cron job triggering six barely-functional Python scripts held together by that one shell alias nobody understands but everyone's afraid to touch. It's the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers, but hey, it works 60% of the time, every time!

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