Query Of Doom

California passes a data privacy law and everyone's celebrating like we just invented fire. Meanwhile, corporations have been hoarding your data like dragons sitting on treasure for decades, selling it to anyone with a credit card. Now you can finally request deletion... after filling out a form... that requires verification... which needs more of your data... to delete your data. The real joke? They'll just buy it back from the other 47 data brokers who already have it. But sure, let's call it a "huge win" and pretend that one DELETE request is gonna make Facebook forget you exist. Your data's been replicated across more servers than there are Starbucks locations at this point. Fun fact: Most companies will just soft-delete your records anyway and keep them "for legal purposes" in a backup somewhere. It's like asking the internet to forget—technically possible, practically hilarious.

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SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

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