Challenge It Or Remember

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Challenge It Or Remember

database-memes, backup-memes, automation-memes, devops-memes, disaster-recovery-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

HONEY, I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE! Entire production databases vanishing into the void because some poor soul thought their manual Friday backup ritual was enough! THE HORROR! 😱

Listen up, sweethearts - if you're still clicking that backup button like it's 1999, you're basically playing Russian roulette with your career. Automation isn't just fancy - it's the ONLY thing standing between you and that 3AM call where you explain to the CEO why the company now exists only in your memories! 💀

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