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The Two Types You Actually Need
Databases Programming Backend
3 days ago 62.9K views 1 shares
The Two Types You Actually Need
Who needs 50 different data types when you can just slap everything into a JSONB column and call it a day? This is basically PostgreSQL developers discovering MongoDB's entire business model. The tweet shows the ultimate database hack: create a table with just an ID and a JSONB field that's essentially a shapeless blob of whatever garbage you want to throw in there. Schema? We don't know her. Data integrity? Never met her. It's the database equivalent of shoving everything under your bed when your mom tells you to clean your room. And the best part? This is exactly what MongoDB has been selling as a "feature" all along. Turns out you can have NoSQL chaos in your SQL database too!

MongoDB First Draft
Databases Programming Backend
7 days ago 71.0K views 0 shares
MongoDB First Draft
Ah, the evolution of databases in one SQL statement. This dev is basically saying "forget all those fancy PostgreSQL data types – just give me an ID and a JSON blob and I'll figure out the rest." It's the database equivalent of saying "I don't need a fancy toolbox, just give me duct tape and WD-40." What's hilarious is this is literally how MongoDB was born – "schemas are too restrictive, just throw everything in a document!" Now we've come full circle with PostgreSQL's JSONB type, letting relational database purists secretly use NoSQL patterns while still feeling superior. It's like wearing a MongoDB t-shirt under your Oracle business suit.

Not Easyto Findthatmany People
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1 month ago 139.1K views 0 shares
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[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

Not Easy To Find That Many People
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3 months ago 49.6K views 0 shares
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Content Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer That's an entire IT department 3:52 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1,403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5,532 Likes 17 :

No Fucking Way
Databases Backend
6 months ago 16.6K views 0 shares
noFuckingWay | mysql-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MySQL. MFRS IN SHAMBLES AFTER (Nintendo MADE THIS STATEMENT PostgreSQL

I am the IT department
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6 months ago 48.5K views 0 shares
I am the IT department | developer-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments ProarammerHumor.io

Likely There Are Others
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8 months ago 15.0K views 0 shares
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Content 1-BASED ARRAY INDEXES Basically every single programming language on Earth PostgresQL ProdrammerHumor.io

the fireship discord be wild sometimes
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8 months ago 24.4K views 0 shares
the fireship discord be wild sometimes | backend-memes, frontend-memes, discord-memes, sql-memes, postgresql-memes, api-memes, session-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content (OP) 12232022 7:36 . ... - Backend Skills: Postgresql GoLang API Docker Frontend skills: Framer Motion Next.JS NEXT-AUTH(JWT, Session) Payment Gateway like (Stripe, Paypal) (edited) 11 a Follow

Use Postgre Sqlinstead
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9 months ago 10.2K views 0 shares
usePostgreSQLInstead | sql-memes, postgresql-memes, postgres-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mongodb is for devs who don't want to learn sql CHANGE MY MIND

Git Stil Use Old Twitter Logo
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9 months ago 13.3K views 0 shares
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Erm... we're they not welcome before?
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10 months ago 37.8K views 0 shares
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Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2

I am the IT department
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10 months ago 31.7K views 0 shares
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Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments