Who Needs MongoDB When You Have JSONB?

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THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF SQL JOINS! From the innocent "inner join" that ruthlessly excludes your precious NULL values to the promiscuous "full join" that invites EVERYONE to the party! And don't get me started on "left join" and "right join" - they're like that couple who can't decide which in-laws to invite to Thanksgiving! Database relationships have more drama than a reality TV show, and these joins are the stars strutting their stuff on the runway of your query results. Your data either makes the cut or gets BRUTALLY GHOSTED!

Content Boss: Can you make a gray-background button? And please stop doing jokes in your code Me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 const button document .querySelector("button"); function newColor() var r Math. floor(Math.random () 256); var g - Math. floor (Math. random () 256); var b Math. floor (Math.random () 256); grayBackground(r, g, b); function grayBackground(r, g, b) if (r 128 g 128 b 128) button.style.backgroundColor rgb(r), (g) , b)'; alert("Is gray!"); else newColor (); newColor);

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The joke here is about the existential dread every developer feels when they realize the maintainers of critical open-source libraries that power basically the entire internet (tz database, SQLite, ImageMagick, and FFmpeg) could all theoretically die in a single bus accident. This is the infamous "bus factor" in software development - how screwed would we be if key contributors got hit by a bus? For these particular libraries, the answer is "catastrophically screwed." These aren't just any libraries - they're the unsexy workhorses handling time zones, databases, image processing, and video encoding that silently power everything from your banking app to Netflix. And the kicker? Most are maintained by small teams or even single individuals, often working for free. Sweet dreams!