Who Needs MongoDB When You Have JSONB?

The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

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Ah yes, the classic "let's sacrifice security on the altar of optimization." This database hero just casually suggested storing all passwords in a single table with foreign keys because "users reuse passwords anyway" – reducing storage from 100GB to 3GB. What a brilliant idea! Next up: storing all user data in a public GitHub repo to save on AWS costs. Security experts aren't having panic attacks right now, they're just doing synchronized fainting as an office team-building exercise.

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Content Avloren 13 hr. ago Every project, even the ones you code solo, has at least three devs: past you, present you, and future you. And past you was an idiot. 184 Reply Share merlinblack 12 hr. ago present me is pretty dumb too 4 74 Reply Share JackSpyder 12 hr. ago Yeah that guy is the worst to work with. Reply Share sad bug killer 11 hr. ago Nah, present me can be reasoned with if I catch him doing something stupid Past me, on the other hand, is a lazy incompetent prick that left long ago and took all his tiny knowledge with him 4 22 3 Reply Share JackSpyder 11 hr. ago Yeah and future you is like super smart skd clever and can easily figure this out by reading this code so no real need for docs or comments.

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