Who Needs MongoDB When You Have JSONB?

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Who Needs MongoDB When You Have JSONB?

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OMG, the DRAMA of database life choices! 💅 That car is SCREECHING away from MongoDB like it just found out it's been storing data wrong its ENTIRE LIFE! The driver is making the MOST DRAMATIC last-second swerve toward Postgres with its fancy JSONB column type that lets you have document-style storage WITHOUT committing to a full-blown NoSQL relationship. It's basically saying "Why settle for MongoDB when Postgres can give you structured data AND flexible JSON documents in the SAME DATABASE?!" Honestly, the betrayal, the AUDACITY of Postgres to be so versatile! *flips table*

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