Oracle Being Oracle

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Oracle Being Oracle

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The corporate structure at Oracle perfectly captured in one diagram! While Engineering sits in a tiny, neat box with a handful of people, the Legal department sprawls into this massive, exponentially growing tree of doom. Anyone who's dealt with Oracle licensing knows this pain—you need 17 lawyers to understand their terms, but only 4 engineers to build the actual product. The licensing complexity is their true innovation! No wonder developers run screaming when they hear "Oracle audit." It's not a database company with a legal department; it's a legal department with a database side-hustle.

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