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Honest Variable Naming Will Get You Every Time
Programming Bash Microsoft Windows
1 month ago 187.6K views 0 shares
Honest Variable Naming Will Get You Every Time
Nothing like the sweet satisfaction of naming your corporate organizational script GetMinions.ps1 and watching your boss squirm. Corporate wants to track their human resources? Sure, let's call it what it really is! The fact this memory popped up 6 years later means it was absolutely worth getting scolded for. The best code documentation is the kind that tells the uncomfortable truth—just remember to rename it to something soulless like GetReportingStructure.ps1 before pushing to production.

Oracle Being Oracle
Databases Programming Backend
2 months ago 201.3K views 0 shares
Oracle Being Oracle
The corporate structure at Oracle perfectly captured in one diagram! While Engineering sits in a tiny, neat box with a handful of people, the Legal department sprawls into this massive, exponentially growing tree of doom. Anyone who's dealt with Oracle licensing knows this pain—you need 17 lawyers to understand their terms, but only 4 engineers to build the actual product. The licensing complexity is their true innovation! No wonder developers run screaming when they hear "Oracle audit." It's not a database company with a legal department; it's a legal department with a database side-hustle.

It All Makes Sense Now
Agile Devops Programming Debugging
5 months ago 137.8K views 1 shares
It All Makes Sense Now
OH. MY. GOD. The existential horror just hit me like a production outage at 3 AM! 😱 Conway's Law says organizations design systems that mirror their communication structure. But this comic takes it to the NEXT LEVEL of corporate tragedy! If management—who couldn't code their way out of a "Hello World" program—is designing your software architecture, suddenly ALL the horrifying spaghetti code, nonsensical APIs, and soul-crushing technical debt makes PERFECT SENSE! That thousand-yard stare in the last panel? That's the face of a developer who just realized their entire career is built on an organizational chart drawn by someone who thinks "Python" is just a large snake. I'm literally DYING. 💀