Wrong Database, Right Disaster

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Wrong Database, Right Disaster

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That moment when you connect to production instead of staging and run your DELETE query without a WHERE clause. First comes panic, then comes the twisted acceptance that you've just created tomorrow's emergency meeting. Eight million rows gone and somehow you're sitting there with a smile because hey – at least the query was efficient! Nothing quite says "senior developer" like the calm that comes after realizing you've achieved catastrophic success.

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