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Five Seconds Of Database Peace
Databases Security Devops Programming Backend
2 days ago 53.3K views 0 shares
Five Seconds Of Database Peace
The eternal cry of every database admin. Partner companies with access credentials are like toddlers with flamethrowers—technically capable but absolutely shouldn't be trusted. The laser beam is basically what happens to your production environment when someone decides to "just update a few settings real quick" without telling anyone. Five seconds of peace is apparently too much to ask for in this industry.

AI Can't Replace Me If The Vendor Won't Even Email Me Back
AI Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 96.8K views 0 shares
AI Can't Replace Me If The Vendor Won't Even Email Me Back
The true superpower of developers isn't writing code—it's surviving vendor hell. While everyone's panicking about AI taking our jobs, they're forgetting the eternal constant of tech: third-party vendors with documentation that's either fantasy fiction or written by someone who never used their own product. Those five desperate emails you sent last week? Still unread. That support ticket from last month? "Under investigation." Meanwhile your PM is wondering why that "simple integration" is taking so long. Good luck replacing us with AI when even humans can't figure out what the hell your API is supposed to do.

Third Party Cookie From Oracle
Webdev Security Programming Databases Frontend
1 month ago 107.7K views 1 shares
Third Party Cookie From Oracle
OH. MY. GOD. This is absolute GENIUS! It's a double-layered joke that will make your brain explode! 🤯 In "The Matrix," Neo literally has to decide whether to accept a cookie from the Oracle (who's basically the mystical fortune-teller lady). Meanwhile, in our digital hellscape, we're CONSTANTLY harassed by those annoying "Accept Cookies" popups from websites—including Oracle, the massive database company! It's the PERFECT collision of movie references and web development trauma! And don't even get me started on "third-party cookies"—those digital stalkers that follow you around the internet like that ex who just CAN'T take a hint! Except these cookies come from ORACLE! The drama! The irony! I simply cannot!