Centering Divs: The Hardcoded Nightmare

SWEET MERCIFUL CSS GODS! Instead of actually learning proper flexbox or grid layouts like a functioning adult, this GENIUS solution just hardcodes absolute positioning based on screen resolution! 😱

The sheer AUDACITY of telling users to buy specific monitors just because you couldn't be bothered to write responsive code! It's the equivalent of solving world hunger by saying "just eat cake!" I'm DYING at how this perfectly captures the existential dread of frontend development!