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He Needs To Debug Your Connection
Networking Webdev Security Programming
21 days ago 208.4K views 0 shares
He Needs To Debug Your Connection
When you're working from home and spot an unauthorized device on your network, only to realize it's just a spider chilling on your ceiling-mounted WiFi access point. The little guy's literally web developing in the most literal sense possible. Nothing says "security vulnerability" quite like an eight-legged freelancer who didn't sign the NDA. At least he's working on the frontend—specifically, the front end of your Ubiquiti device. Hope he's not packet sniffing or worse, building his own mesh network.

Five Seconds Of Database Peace
Databases Security Devops Programming Backend
7 months ago 215.3K views 1 shares
Five Seconds Of Database Peace
The eternal cry of every database admin. Partner companies with access credentials are like toddlers with flamethrowers—technically capable but absolutely shouldn't be trusted. The laser beam is basically what happens to your production environment when someone decides to "just update a few settings real quick" without telling anyone. Five seconds of peace is apparently too much to ask for in this industry.

I Think It Is A Reason To Give Him This Job
Security Networking Programming Testing
8 months ago 227.6K views 0 shares
I Think It Is A Reason To Give Him This Job
The ultimate penetration test! When the interviewer asks "what makes you suitable for this job?" and the candidate drops the bomb: "I hacked your computer and invited myself for this interview." Talk about demonstrating your skills instead of just listing them on a resume! This is basically the tech equivalent of breaking into a bank vault to apply for a security guard position. Practical experience > theoretical knowledge. The real power move isn't sending a follow-up email after the interview—it's hacking the HR system to schedule the interview in the first place. Unauthorized access has never been so career-advancing!