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Content Tell me you suck at SQL without telling me you suck at SQL new result set output ; loop through results and narrow down based on arg terms foreach(results as Siditem ) loop through each arg foreach( Sargs as key Sargterms ) loop through each arg term foreach Sargterms as argterm ) check if arg term exists in result if stristr(item"defskeyf", 'I'.argterm.'') ) Soutput Sid SresultsSid; continue 2; ? return new result set return Soutput; Proarammerhumo

The perfect visualization of scope creep in web development! What starts as a cute little kid wanting a few technologies (MongoDB, Redis, Angular) turns into a database apocalypse. First frame: "I only need 5 requests per minute!" Second frame: "Just a few tables with hundreds of records!" By the final frame, this innocent project has transformed into a resource-devouring monster with Oracle, Hadoop, and every framework under the sun strapped to it, terrorizing the server playground while screaming "MAKE WAY LOSERS! I'M ABOUT TO PROCESS MY 5 USERS!" The irony of overengineering a solution that serves practically no one is just *chef's kiss*. It's that side project that started with "I'll just use a simple stack" and somehow ended up with Kubernetes.

Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments

Content WHEN YOU GO AN ENTIRE DAY WITHOUT HEARING THE WORDS "SPRINT" OR "STANDUP"

Oh no, the classic "junior dev learns about security the hard way" moment! Nothing says "career-limiting move" quite like accidentally pasting database credentials into ChatGPT while asking for MongoDB help. That innocent "hehe" quickly turns to "not hehe" when you realize you've just handed over root access with the world's most predictable password (hunter2) to an AI that remembers everything . Security team's gonna love this one... right after they finish having simultaneous heart attacks.