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For The Love Of God Don't Accidentally Hit Enter

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The graph perfectly captures that heart-stopping moment when you're typing a potentially catastrophic command like sudo rm -rf on a critical directory. Your stress level starts low, then SKYROCKETS as you realize what would happen if your finger slips and hits Enter before you're done typing. It's that microsecond where your entire career flashes before your eyes. "Did I just delete the entire database backup? Am I updating my resume tonight?" The gradual decline represents the cautious letter-by-letter typing, triple-checking every character, moving your left hand as far from Enter as physically possible. The final drop is that sweet relief when you've either completed the command safely or decided "nope, too risky" and hit Ctrl+C instead. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of wielding root privileges with destructive commands. It's like performing surgery with a chainsaw.

It Can Store Vectors

Databases Devops Programming Backend

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Every database migration in a nutshell! First you're screaming at PostgreSQL like it's your mortal enemy, then you reluctantly try it, and suddenly... That magical moment when you discover PostgreSQL isn't just a MySQL replacement—it's a full-blown upgrade with actual vector support, JSON capabilities, and transactions that actually work as intended. The bird's dreamy expression in the last panel perfectly captures that "where have you been all my life?" revelation after suffering through MySQL's limitations for years. The database equivalent of upgrading from a bicycle to a Tesla and wondering how you ever survived before.

Do Not Anger The Elephant

Databases Programming Backend

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Ever start a casual conversation about databases at a party and suddenly there's a PostgreSQL evangelist in your kitchen? The elephant in the room—literally. That's what happens when you mention databases around a Postgres fan. They materialize out of nowhere, tusks ready, prepared to lecture you about ACID compliance and JSON support while you're just trying to wash your dishes. The most dangerous words in tech aren't "I'll fix it in production"—they're "MySQL is fine for my needs."

Our SQL: Database For The People

Databases Programming Backend

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The MySQL logo has been brilliantly transformed into "OurSQL" with a Soviet ushanka hat on the dolphin. Because in communist database design, you don't own the tables—the tables own you! Your data isn't private property anymore, comrade. SELECT * FROM your_secrets is now everyone's constitutional right. No more PRIMARY KEYs, only COLLECTIVE KEYs. And forget about user permissions—in OurSQL, everyone's a database administrator whether they know JOIN syntax or not.

The Innocent Button That Broke The Internet

Devops Programming Linux Databases Frontend

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The Innocent Button That Broke The Internet

Behold, the digital butterfly effect in its purest form. Some user somewhere is happily hammering that shiny "Generate" button because "ooh, pretty animation!" Meanwhile, the entire backend infrastructure is having a nuclear meltdown. Grafana's screaming red, MySQL's given up on life, Redis clusters have abandoned ship, and the poor DevOps folks are having collective heart attacks while Zabbix agent waves the white flag. This is why we can't have nice things. This is also why button debouncing exists, and why senior devs drink heavily.

Sql Serveredtheboat

Databases Backend

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He Paid 44 Billion To Get Dunked On

Databases Security Programming

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The ultimate tech billionaire self-own! Elon confidently declares the Social Security database isn't de-duplicated, suggesting massive fraud... only to get absolutely demolished when someone points out he clearly has no idea how government databases work. The cherry on top? The "readers added context" feature on his own platform confirming that yes, the government does indeed use SQL. Nothing quite like spending $44 billion on a platform just so everyone can watch you get publicly schooled on basic database concepts. This is what happens when you skip Database 101 but still think you're qualified to critique government systems. Maybe next time Google "what is MySQL" before tweeting?

Communist Devs

Databases Backend

9 months ago 84.0K views 0 shares

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Content MySQL OurSQL.

Comrade Queries

Databases Backend

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Content MySQL ITM OurSQL' I

Perfect Example Of Mysql And Json

Javascript Databases Backend

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Content MYSOL BOWL FULL OF LEMONS -ORGANIZATION MONGODE Cascade News

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages

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No Fucking Way

Databases Backend

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