Long Gone 😮‍💨

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Long Gone 😮‍💨

javascript-memes, backend-memes, nodejs-memes, terminator-memes, programming-languages-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh honey, the AUDACITY. The sheer BLASPHEMY of suggesting JavaScript is the best language for backend development just sent this kid straight to the orphanage. Like, sure, Node.js exists and all, but calling it the *best*? That's not just wrong, that's a war crime in the developer community. The Terminator here said "nope, not my child" and yeeted that relationship into the void faster than you can say "callback hell." Nothing says "I'm disowning you" quite like your mom being a backend dev and hearing you praise JS for server-side work. Python, Java, Go, C#, Rust—they're all sobbing in the corner while this kid just torpedoed their entire family tree with one cursed opinion. RIP to those foster parents, they never stood a chance.

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