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The Eternal JavaScript Rabbit Hole

The Eternal JavaScript Rabbit Hole
That ambitious learning roadmap you made when starting out? Pure fantasy. Three years later and you're still trying to figure out why your promise chain is returning undefined. The JavaScript rabbit hole has no bottom - just increasingly bizarre ways to shoot yourself in the foot. Meanwhile, those other languages you planned to learn are collecting dust in your bookmarks folder labeled "Weekend Projects" since 2019.

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right
First the cute anime kid begs you to stop scrolling, then hits you with that deadpan stare and the cold hard truth: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." Look, I've been around since jQuery was hot stuff. Node.js showed up and suddenly everyone's running JavaScript on servers like it's a good idea. Ten years and 47 npm vulnerabilities later, we're still pretending this language designed to validate form fields should run our entire backend infrastructure. The kid's right. Sometimes you need a strongly typed intervention from a cartoon toddler to snap out of your JavaScript Stockholm syndrome.

Node.js Vs. Girlfriend: The Ultimate Comparison

Node.js Vs. Girlfriend: The Ultimate Comparison
When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.

Web Development: Then Vs. Now

Web Development: Then Vs. Now
Remember when web development meant just grabbing your Laravel briefcase and heading out the door? Fast forward to today, and you're drowning in a sea of frameworks and libraries! SpongeBob perfectly captures the evolution from the simpler "Then" days with just Laravel to the chaotic "Now" where you're bombarded with Express.js, Next.js, GraphQL, REST APIs, multiple Node.js versions, and React with its infinity symbol (because the learning curve truly never ends). It's like going from carrying a single briefcase to juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle. The thousand-yard stare in modern SpongeBob's eyes is the universal expression of every developer who just wanted to update a simple dependency and ended up rebuilding their entire tech stack.

Bash Script: The Confidence Killer

Bash Script: The Confidence Killer
Behold the NIGHTMARE that is trying to write Bash scripts! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The top panel shows those fancy modern frameworks (VS Code, React, Node.js) smugly telling you to "just be confident" when approaching coding. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the HORRIFYING TRUTH of what happens when you dare venture into Bash scripting territory - you transform into a deranged possum-creature questioning your entire existence! No amount of "confidence" can prepare you for the soul-crushing experience of debugging a Bash script where a single missing space or semicolon turns your beautiful code into an eldritch horror. The Vim logo lurking in the corner is just *chef's kiss* perfection - as if to say "welcome to your doom!"

What Would Be Your Reaction

What Would Be Your Reaction
American developers reaching for their debugging tool of choice when someone suggests running JavaScript on the server. Node.js advocates better run for cover! The only thing more dangerous than JavaScript's type coercion is a developer who's been forced to debug asynchronous callback hell at 2 AM. Second amendment rights apparently extend to protecting your codebase from terrible architectural decisions.

My Mood In Node Js

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[text] NodeJs in a NodeJs in toy project production

The Current Job Market

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[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

That Classic Nodejs Uhhh Moment

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Content Open fs Promises API 160 ysulyma opened this issue on Apr 30, 2019 4 comments May be fixed by 173 Frikster commented on Oct 19, 2023 fs-extra has promises and uses graceful-fs under the hood. A third-party library fixing and using a third-party one that fixes a native one. fs-extra adds file system methods that aren't included in the native fs module and adds promise support to the fs methods. It also uses graceful-fs to prevent EMFILE errors. It should be a drop in replacement for fs. Stay tuned and soon there will be a problem with fs-extra that means it will cease to be a drop in replacement for fs . So then we'll need a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library that fixes and uses a third-party library to fix fs . A library being a drop-in replacement for a library that was supposed to be a drop-in replacement for a built-in library which should've worked in the first place Node.is ecosysten

Redesigned In Java Script

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Content live! Node.js 293,166 followers 2h G The redesigned nodejs.org is ... see more undefined Node.js nodejs.org 1 min read

Get Ready Jsbois Are Coming

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Content JESSE NO Kubernetes in NodeJS This project wasis an attempt to recreate the core functionality of v1.29.1 Kubernetes in NodeS, while being fully compatible with the kubectt CLI. Though this project only implements some resources, the resources which were partiallyfully implemented seem to be the most used (i.e. Pods. Services, etc) and the others may be implemented in the future. Resources Partially Implemented Pod (volume mounts are not supported) -CluetarDala

Rigged Meme

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Content online gambler's playing bingo for the 21th last time backend nodejs devs summoning a controlled random no. generator method from the boost c library