Ship It Now, Design It Later

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Ship It Now, Design It Later
frontend-memes, backend-memes, management-memes, deadlines-memes, ui-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nothing says "production ready" like a command line interface on a smartwatch. This is what happens when management doesn't understand that "backend complete" doesn't mean "ready to ship." Sure, the data's there, but good luck explaining to users why they need to type commands on their wrist to check the time. That heart rate of 73 bpm is suspiciously low for someone who just got told to ship this monstrosity. Ten bucks says the dev's resume was updated before that watch finished booting.

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