Hot-take Memes

Oh honey, the AUDACITY. The sheer BLASPHEMY of suggesting JavaScript is the best language for backend development just sent this kid straight to the orphanage. Like, sure, Node.js exists and all, but calling it the *best*? That's not just wrong, that's a war crime in the developer community. The Terminator here said "nope, not my child" and yeeted that relationship into the void faster than you can say "callback hell." Nothing says "I'm disowning you" quite like your mom being a backend dev and hearing you praise JS for server-side work. Python, Java, Go, C#, Rust—they're all sobbing in the corner while this kid just torpedoed their entire family tree with one cursed opinion. RIP to those foster parents, they never stood a chance.

Someone just casually dropped the most UNHINGED take in software architecture history and got 21 people to agree with them. "Keep everything in a single file for highest quality code" is the kind of chaotic energy that makes senior engineers weep into their keyboards at 3 AM. The absolute AUDACITY to claim that shoving your entire codebase into one massive file is peak engineering because "you know everything is in one place" – yeah, just like how a hoarder knows everything is in one house! Sure, you know where it is... somewhere in those 50,000 lines of spaghetti code between the authentication logic and that random TODO comment from 2019. This is the architectural equivalent of putting all your groceries in one giant bag and calling it "organized" because at least you only have to carry one thing. Separation of concerns? Modularity? Never heard of her! We're going full medieval monolith style – one giant stone block of code that future developers will need archaeological tools to decipher.