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Top panel: "Oh look at my cute little website with its adorable traffic spike at 7pm!" Bottom panel: *Cold sweat intensifies* Someone's trying to access every single .env file, config, and AWS credential on your server. Nothing says "welcome to the internet" quite like watching hackers systematically probe your site's defenses while you realize your security is about as robust as a chocolate teapot. Pro tip: if your logs look like this, you're not having a website - a website is having you.

The kid's dressed in a suit with dark circles under his eyes - the universal uniform of someone who hasn't slept in 72 hours trying to fix a production bug while simultaneously learning three new frameworks. Full stack developers don't need Halloween costumes. Their daily existence of juggling frontend, backend, databases, and client expectations while surviving on caffeine is already terrifying enough. The only difference between zombies and full stack devs? Zombies only want one thing: brains. Devs need Stack Overflow, coffee, and a will to live.

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Content Over the break, many of you may have forgotten your passwords. So I've taken the liberty of printing them up for you. You have access to all our passwords in plaintext? It's for security purposes. This actually happened. fuzzyzillacomics

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