All Backend Work Is Actually Frontend Work

Content Why does Python live on land? Because it's above C-level.

Content Are you going to sleep? Yes I am. Now shut up. Java was released in 1996 while Python was released in 1991.

Behold, the revolutionary idea that would fix SQL forever! Moving SELECT to the end of queries so there's actually context before listing what you want. Because apparently writing queries in the logical order of "Hey database, I want these columns FROM this table WHERE these conditions apply" was too straightforward. Next brilliant innovation: putting your function's return type after the closing bracket. The committee will review your proposal right after they finish indexing their coffee mugs by color.

Content The C programming language is archaic and useless in 2017 COFFEE, YOU'RE ONLY FRIEND HMM, TOO DARK Albeit an old language, C is still relevant for systems programming PERFECT DOE Raph Comic

Content My7 year oldis My code that calculates factorials in O(n!)

Cross-platform development promised us sleek futuristic vehicles gliding smoothly across Linux, macOS, and Windows. Instead, we got a post-apocalyptic convoy hauling PyInstaller, DLLs, .NET runtime, Chromium (because why NOT bundle an entire browser?), Unity runtime, inpackage, and Node.js like they're essential survival supplies in Mad Max. The expectation: Write once, run anywhere! The reality: Write once, spend three weeks figuring out why it works on your machine but explodes on literally every other platform. Bonus points for the 500MB "lightweight" app that's basically Electron wearing a trench coat pretending to be native. Nothing says "cross-platform efficiency" quite like shipping half the internet just to display a button. Beautiful.