They Don't Know How To Join Tables

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They Don't Know How To Join Tables

frontend-memes, database-memes, sql-memes, backend-memes, developers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Frontend developers getting roasted harder than the CPU running their npm install. The joke hinges on SQL's JOIN operation - something backend folks use to combine data from multiple database tables. Meanwhile, frontend devs are over there positioning divs and arguing about whether dark mode should be activated based on system preferences or user choice. Can't blame them though - hard to join tables when all you've ever joined is another JavaScript framework bandwagon.

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