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That moment when your janky prototype suddenly becomes "production-ready" because marketing did their job too well. Your spaghetti code that barely handled 10 concurrent users is now facing the wrath of 10,000. Time to frantically Google "how to scale horizontally at 3 AM" while the servers melt down and your phone won't stop buzzing with alerts. The classic developer prayer: "Dear CPU gods, please hold on until I can refactor this nightmare."

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