Decentralization Memes

The classic "we're decentralized" sales pitch vs. reality check when AWS goes down. Blockchain bros and Web3 evangelists love preaching about decentralization until their "revolutionary" platforms crash because they're secretly running on the same centralized cloud infrastructure as everyone else. It's like claiming your car doesn't need gas while hiding a full tank under the hood. The irony is delicious - nothing exposes tech hypocrisy faster than an AWS outage revealing your single point of failure!