The Truly Terrifying AWS Pumpkin

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The Truly Terrifying AWS Pumpkin

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The SCARIEST jack-o'-lantern known to developer-kind! A pumpkin carved with the dreaded "US EAST-1" AWS region and flames above it is the ULTIMATE horror story! Nothing says "I've experienced TRUE TERROR" like having your entire infrastructure collapse because Jeff Bezos' primary data center decided to have a little afternoon nap. The flames are just *chef's kiss* - a perfect representation of the Slack channels, production dashboards, and developer sanity burning to the ground simultaneously while everyone frantically refreshes the AWS status page. Sweet dreams, cloud engineers!

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