Any Language Except JSON

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2 months ago 278,783 views 0 shares

Any Language Except JSON

javascript-memes, json-memes, error-handling-memes, ai-memes, chatbot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AI assistant claims to speak "any language" but immediately crashes on the simplest JSON parsing task. Classic JavaScript moment! The bot's confident "You can speak to me in any language" intro followed by the pathetic "parkings_json is not a JSON array" error is the digital equivalent of someone claiming they're fluent in 12 languages but then struggling to order a coffee. The irony is delicious - AI can supposedly handle natural language from humans worldwide but fails at its own native language: properly formatted data structures. This is why we can't have nice things in production.

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