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Say "Build Your App In Seconds" One More Time
AI Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 115.9K views 0 shares
Say "Build Your App In Seconds" One More Time
When every single AI tool bombards you with the same "What do you want to build today?" prompt for the 47th time. Sure, I'll build a blockchain-based social network for cats with AR integration in 0.2 seconds! The rage is real when these no-code platforms promise to turn your napkin sketch into a production-ready app while actual developers are busy fighting dependency hell and merge conflicts. That "build your app in seconds" promise hits different after spending 3 hours configuring webpack.

The Future Of Software Development
Programming Devops Debugging Frontend Backend
1 month ago 72.0K views 0 shares
The Future Of Software Development
The ultimate solution to all your programming woes: just don't write any code at all! After 20 years in this industry, I've finally found the perfect framework—absolute nothingness. Zero bugs. Zero technical debt. Zero deployment issues. The empty boxes really showcase all those amazing features you'll never have to debug. It's the logical conclusion to our industry's obsession with abstraction. First we had assembly, then C, then JavaScript frameworks that generate other JavaScript frameworks. Now we've reached programming nirvana: "Write nothing; deploy nowhere." My productivity has never been higher!

Relax, AI Won't Replace You (But It Will Create More Work)
AI Programming
1 month ago 90.6K views 0 shares
Relax, AI Won't Replace You (But It Will Create More Work)
The eternal cycle of tech hype has reached AI, and seasoned devs are getting tired. Non-technical folks are out here acting like AI is going to replace us all tomorrow while pushing no-code solutions that barely work. Meanwhile, actual developers know the truth: these tools are just fancy autocomplete with good marketing. Instead of dropping cash on "AI that writes code," people could learn how their systems actually work and build sustainable solutions. But that requires effort, and why do that when you can just slap "AI-powered" on everything? The real kicker? We're the ones who'll have to clean up the technical debt when the hype dies down. Just like we did with blockchain, serverless, and whatever "vibe coding" is supposed to be.

The Future Is Now, Old Coder
Programming Webdev Frontend Backend
1 month ago 78.1K views 0 shares
The Future Is Now, Old Coder
The industry keeps inventing new terms to sell the same old drag-and-drop builders. First it was "low-code/no-code" platforms promising to make developers obsolete. Now it's "vibe code" - same cheap knockoff but with a trendy rebrand. It's like putting a fedora on a WYSIWYG editor and calling it innovative. Meanwhile, actual developers are sitting back watching management fall for buzzwords that'll be abandoned faster than a Git repository after the startup funding dries up.

At This Point Bro Is Just Looking For New Ways To Fail
Programming Webdev Security Devops Debugging
1 month ago 84.5K views 0 shares
At This Point Bro Is Just Looking For New Ways To Fail
The classic "I'll fix my broken code by switching to a no-code platform" saga. This guy's app is falling apart because his cursor is apparently sentient and malicious. Instead of learning secure coding practices, he's jumping to Bubble - the equivalent of bringing a Fisher-Price toolset to fix a nuclear reactor. Then when called out, responds with "why aren't you positive?" which is developer-speak for "please validate my terrible decisions." Truly the software development equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline and wondering why everyone's screaming instead of applauding.

Power Apps: Where Dreams Go To Die Slowly
Microsoft Programming Frontend
1 month ago 81.6K views 0 shares
Power Apps: Where Dreams Go To Die Slowly
That moment of existential dread when you realize you've spent 6 hours dragging and dropping in Power Apps only to accomplish what would've taken 20 minutes of actual code. The cat's face is literally every developer forced to use a "no-code solution" while their programming skills atrophy in real-time. Microsoft's gift to the business world and curse to actual developers everywhere.

The Existential Crisis Of Modern Development
AI Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
2 months ago 114.7K views 0 shares
The Existential Crisis Of Modern Development
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these AI-powered development platforms asking "What do you want to build?" while showing poor Spike from Cowboy Bebop having an existential crisis! 💀 They're all like "Build your next big idea instantly!" and "Mobile apps in minutes!" as if coding isn't supposed to be a soul-crushing journey of Stack Overflow searches and crying into your keyboard at 2AM! The DRAMA of it all! Meanwhile, developers everywhere are SCREAMING because these platforms are threatening our sacred tradition of suffering through development hell. How DARE they suggest we skip the character-building experience of debugging for 6 hours only to find a missing semicolon?!