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From AI Hero To Security Zero

AI Security Programming Debugging Cloud

8 days ago 74.1K views 0 shares

From AI Hero To Security Zero

Behold, the classic tech startup lifecycle: "I built this with no-code tools!" → "Help, I'm being hacked because I have no idea what I'm doing!" Nothing says "technical founder" like bragging about using Cursor AI to build your entire SaaS product, then acting shocked when your security falls apart like wet toilet paper. Meanwhile, actual developers are charging $1,000/hour to clean up the AI-generated spaghetti code. The "I'm not technical" confession after claiming AI built everything is just *chef's kiss*. Turns out you still need to understand what you're doing. Who knew?

Looking At You Big 4

Programming Agile

29 days ago 69.5K views 0 shares

Looking At You Big 4

Ah, the beautiful world of consulting firms where mathematical wizardry transforms two inexperienced interns into "senior experts" with a simple multiplication of the hourly rate. The meme perfectly captures that awkward moment when you're the project lead forced to pretend these kids fresh out of college who still have "Hello World" as their greatest achievement are actually worth $250/hour to your client. Meanwhile, the client is paying premium rates for what is essentially a glorified internship program where you're secretly the one doing all the actual work while simultaneously teaching these two how to use Git without destroying the repository. The circle of corporate life continues...