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Security? We Store That In Local Storage Too

14 hours ago 53.5K views 0 shares

Security? We Store That In Local Storage Too

When your SaaS business is running on a shoestring budget, but security is just a suggestion! Nothing says "enterprise-grade" like storing your entire user authentication data in the browser's local storage where anyone with F12 and 3 brain cells can access it. Firebase auth tokens just chilling in plain sight like they're sunbathing on a public beach. Password security? More like "password suggestion." Who needs proper backend authentication when you can just hope nobody knows how to open dev tools? This is what happens when "move fast and break things" meets "I learned coding from a $12.99 Udemy course that was 80% off."

Being Your Own Boss Be Like

Cloud Webdev AWS Programming

6 days ago 66.6K views 0 shares

The entrepreneurial dream vs harsh reality in one perfect meme. Top panel: "I OWN AN SAAS" - that glorious moment when you convince yourself you're the next tech billionaire because you cobbled together a subscription service that might generate dozens of dollars per month. Bottom panel: "I'M BROKE AS FUCK" - the crushing financial reality after paying for AWS instances, domain renewals, marketing tools, and that fancy standing desk you "needed" for productivity. The startup life cycle compressed into four brutally honest words. Welcome to bootstrapping, where your bank account and mental health compete to see which crashes first!

The Great AI Democratization Hustle

AI Programming Cloud

10 days ago 67.9K views 0 shares

Tech companies promising "democratized AI for everyone" until you ask about pricing is the tech industry's oldest bait and switch. Sure, they're "being honest" about making AI available—just conveniently forgetting to mention it'll cost you the equivalent of a car payment. And that awkward moment when the customer actually thanks them for the privilege of being financially drained? Pure Stockholm syndrome that every product manager dreams of.

Designing In A Vacuum: The SaaS Monk's Journey

Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

10 days ago 71.2K views 0 shares

Designing In A Vacuum: The SaaS Monk's Journey

The quintessential tech founder experience: headphones on, beard grown, reality forgotten. Nothing says "I know exactly what the market wants" quite like building an entire B2B SaaS platform without ever consulting the beings who'll actually use it. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of writing a 500-page novel in Elvish and then wondering why publishers aren't fighting over it. The cosmic irony of creating "solutions" for problems that might not exist while looking like you're deep in a transcendental coding trance is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least those headphones are expensive!

We All Been There

Programming Webdev Agile Frontend Backend

16 days ago 66.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "build it and they will come" fallacy in its purest form! Some bearded tech wizard with fancy headphones coding away in complete isolation, creating what he thinks users want without bothering to ask a single one. The ultimate developer fantasy - no pesky user feedback to ruin your perfect vision! Sure, the product will be a spectacular failure that solves problems nobody has, but at least the architecture is technically brilliant . Who needs market research when you have caffeine and confidence?

Letting The Vibes Be Your Guide

Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

24 days ago 90.4K views 0 shares

Who needs user feedback when you've got noise-canceling headphones and pure intuition? Nothing says "I know exactly what businesses want" like building an entire B2B SaaS product in complete isolation from the people who'll actually use it. Just vibe with your keyboard, manifest those features, and ignore that pesky "market research" nonsense. The product team's gonna be thrilled when they discover you've built the perfect solution to problems that don't exist. Pro tip: For extra efficiency, don't even talk to your colleagues either. Pure genius flows best in an echo chamber of one.

When You Make Your First Bucks Online

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

29 days ago 77.6K views 0 shares

Every dev who's ever deployed their first monetized side project knows this pain. You spend 300 hours building a SaaS app, celebrate making your first $20, and suddenly your entire family thinks you're the next Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, you're hiding in the attic calculating that your hourly rate works out to about 6 cents, wondering if you should mention the $200 you spent on AWS credits. The classic "ramen profitable" stage where the only thing more fragile than your codebase is your ego.

Guess I'm A Boomer

Programming Webdev Cloud

1 month ago 93.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the radical concept of *checks notes* owning what you pay for! Remember the ancient times when you'd buy Photoshop on a CD-ROM and it was just... yours? Now Adobe's subscription model has your credit card in a chokehold while whispering "it's for the updates, baby." The SaaS revolution turned software from products into hostage situations. "That'll be $14.99/month for features you'll use twice a year. Cancel anytime! (But your files become useless if you do.)" The real irony? The younger generation thinks this subscription madness is normal while us "boomers" are over here screaming into the void about perpetual licenses. If expecting ownership after payment makes me a boomer, then hand me my orthopedic shoes and early bird dinner special—I'll wear both with pride.

How To Kill Your Talent Pool In One Post

Agile Devops Programming Cloud

1 month ago 92.9K views 0 shares

How To Kill Your Talent Pool In One Post

Nothing says "we're desperate for developers" like being excited about project management software. It's like posting "ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT EXCEL SPREADSHEETS?!" and expecting a stampede of applicants. Every developer just translated that job post as "we have 9,000 tickets in backlog and management wants daily status updates in triplicate." The only people thriving in that environment are the ones selling anxiety medication.

How Ibuild Saa S

Frontend Backend

2 months ago 41.7K views 0 shares

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Modern Saas

Backend

5 months ago 9.1K views 0 shares

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We Use Best Practices

Debugging Testing Backend Cloud

8 months ago 39.6K views 0 shares

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Content Matt Watson Following 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, Blogger, 2 SaaS Exits, Help Compa... 15h 4 "Technical debt": Move fast and don't fix things "Agile development": Admitting you have no plan "TDD": Guessing the future, one test at a time "Open source": Asking someone else to fix it "CICD": Automating your mistakes into production "API": Asking someone else to do it "DevOps": The belief that more tools fix any problem "Microservices": Creating enough small problems to avoid one big one "Cybersecurity": Playing hide and seek with hackers "Serverless": Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes "Scrum": Group therapy for being behind schedule What did I miss? g

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