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Letting The Vibes Be Your Guide
Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
3 days ago 64.7K views 0 shares
Letting The Vibes Be Your Guide
Who needs user feedback when you've got noise-canceling headphones and pure intuition? Nothing says "I know exactly what businesses want" like building an entire B2B SaaS product in complete isolation from the people who'll actually use it. Just vibe with your keyboard, manifest those features, and ignore that pesky "market research" nonsense. The product team's gonna be thrilled when they discover you've built the perfect solution to problems that don't exist. Pro tip: For extra efficiency, don't even talk to your colleagues either. Pure genius flows best in an echo chamber of one.

When You Make Your First Bucks Online
Programming Webdev Frontend Backend
9 days ago 62.7K views 0 shares
When You Make Your First Bucks Online
Every dev who's ever deployed their first monetized side project knows this pain. You spend 300 hours building a SaaS app, celebrate making your first $20, and suddenly your entire family thinks you're the next Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, you're hiding in the attic calculating that your hourly rate works out to about 6 cents, wondering if you should mention the $200 you spent on AWS credits. The classic "ramen profitable" stage where the only thing more fragile than your codebase is your ego.

Guess I'm A Boomer
Programming Webdev Cloud
9 days ago 81.2K views 0 shares
Guess I'm A Boomer
Ah, the radical concept of *checks notes* owning what you pay for! Remember the ancient times when you'd buy Photoshop on a CD-ROM and it was just... yours? Now Adobe's subscription model has your credit card in a chokehold while whispering "it's for the updates, baby." The SaaS revolution turned software from products into hostage situations. "That'll be $14.99/month for features you'll use twice a year. Cancel anytime! (But your files become useless if you do.)" The real irony? The younger generation thinks this subscription madness is normal while us "boomers" are over here screaming into the void about perpetual licenses. If expecting ownership after payment makes me a boomer, then hand me my orthopedic shoes and early bird dinner special—I'll wear both with pride.

How To Kill Your Talent Pool In One Post
Agile Devops Programming Cloud
17 days ago 83.1K views 0 shares
How To Kill Your Talent Pool In One Post
Nothing says "we're desperate for developers" like being excited about project management software. It's like posting "ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT EXCEL SPREADSHEETS?!" and expecting a stampede of applicants. Every developer just translated that job post as "we have 9,000 tickets in backlog and management wants daily status updates in triplicate." The only people thriving in that environment are the ones selling anxiety medication.

How Ibuild Saa S
Frontend Backend
1 month ago 21.4K views 0 shares
howIBuildSaaS | saas-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content front-end back-end

Modern Saas
Backend
4 months ago 4.2K views 0 shares
modernSaas | saas-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MODERNSAIS Landing Page Product

We Use Best Practices
Debugging Testing Backend Cloud
8 months ago 20.7K views 0 shares
weUseBestPractices | tech-memes, development-memes, hacker-memes, server-memes, test-memes, security-memes, api-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, ci/cd-memes, open source-memes, devops-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt Watson Following 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, Blogger, 2 SaaS Exits, Help Compa... 15h 4 "Technical debt": Move fast and don't fix things "Agile development": Admitting you have no plan "TDD": Guessing the future, one test at a time "Open source": Asking someone else to fix it "CICD": Automating your mistakes into production "API": Asking someone else to do it "DevOps": The belief that more tools fix any problem "Microservices": Creating enough small problems to avoid one big one "Cybersecurity": Playing hide and seek with hackers "Serverless": Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes "Scrum": Group therapy for being behind schedule What did I miss? g

I Will Build Your One Page Saas App For Equity
Backend
8 months ago 4.3K views 0 shares
iWillBuildYourOnePageSaasAppForEquity | saas-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Tech founder with daddy's money Only nerdy friend

Erm... we're they not welcome before?
Javascript AWS php Python Java
10 months ago 39.3K views 0 shares
Erm... we're they not welcome before? | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, backend-memes, aws-memes, back end-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, postgresql-memes, algorithm-memes, api-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, tested-memes, postgres-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2

He probably thought figma was some sort of ligma joke. Ain't no way he laughed at that reply
Python Backend
1 year ago 6.6K views 0 shares
He probably thought figma was some sort of ligma joke. Ain't no way he laughed at that reply | design-memes, saas-memes, ML-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7:39 C 4. O Q 4G Cerca su Twitter Accedi Utilizza l'app Elon Musk elonmusk 5h In risposta a iamharaldur Which SaaS contract exactly? Prioritization of what design projects? 118 17. 65 1.581 Halli iamharaldur 5h In risposta a elonmusk Figma. All active design projects. 262 17 54 1.104 Elon Musk elonmusk 5h In risposta a iamharaldur 784 17 466 4.064 DARLINGTON Darlington In risposta a elonmusk e iamharaldur This thread is insanity. Traduci il Tweet 2:30 AM 7 mar 2023 203.048 visualizzazioni 3 Retweet 752 Mi piace 17 ...

Saa S
Backend
1 year ago 5.3K views 0 shares
SaaS | saas-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Software asa Service Service asa Software Software asa Software Saas asaSaas

NFT is a succ!
Backend
1 year ago 4.9K views 0 shares
NFT is a succ! | saas-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me working on my SaaS when someone just sold a jpg for 768,000