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Ah yes, the classic "we broke something essential so now you need our premium feature" strategy. Vercel basically saying "Hey, our static generation doesn't work with security? Have you tried... not using static generation and paying us instead?" 🤔 For the uninitiated: CSP (Content Security Policy) is a crucial security feature that helps prevent attacks like XSS. But apparently making it work with static generation was too much trouble, so the solution is "just use our dynamic rendering instead!" Which, coincidentally, costs more money. What a shocking coincidence! It's the tech equivalent of a mechanic breaking your brakes then suggesting you buy a parachute.

Ah yes, the indie hacker paradox. Building that revolutionary SaaS app that will "disrupt the industry" while simultaneously avoiding anything resembling actual employment. The dream isn't to work—it's to create a passive income stream so you can post beach laptop photos on Twitter while your Stripe notifications fund your avocado toast. Six months later, you're still "pre-revenue" but have strong opinions about VC funding.