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Token Resellers

1 hour ago 39.0K views 0 shares

Brutal honesty right here. Everyone's building "AI-powered apps" but let's be real—most of them are just fancy UI layers slapping a markup on OpenAI API calls. You're not doing machine learning, you're not training models, you're literally just buying tokens wholesale and reselling them retail with some prompt engineering sprinkled on top. It's like calling yourself a chef because you microwave Hot Pockets and put them on a nice plate. The term "wrapper" at least had some dignity to it, but "Token Resellers" cuts straight to the bone—you're basically a middleman in the AI supply chain. No shade though, margins are margins, and someone's gotta make those API calls look pretty.

Quote By Abraham Linked In

AI Webdev Programming

6 days ago 367.2K views 0 shares

Modern programming in a nutshell: you spend 4 hours crafting the perfect prompt to tell an AI what you want, then 2 hours actually coding. It's like having a really smart but incredibly literal intern who needs extremely detailed instructions. The fake Abraham Lincoln attribution is *chef's kiss* – because nothing says "inspirational tech thought leader" like slapping a historical figure's name on your LinkedIn hot take about AI-driven development. Pretty sure Honest Abe was more into splitting rails than splitting user stories into microservices. But real talk? The ratio is painfully accurate. Half your "coding time" with AI tools is just negotiating with ChatGPT or Copilot to generate something that doesn't look like it was written by a caffeinated rubber duck. "No, I said B2B SaaS, not B2C... no, not blockchain... please stop adding blockchain..."

What About This

Backend Webdev Programming Cloud

14 days ago 228.6K views 0 shares

Finally, someone built an API for what most services already do anyway. "No-as-a-Service" is basically a rejection letter generator that gives you creative excuses instead of the standard "403 Forbidden" or "You shall not pass." Because nothing says "professional API design" like returning "Sorry, Mercury is in retrograde" when your request fails. It's the cloud service equivalent of your ex's elaborate breakup speech when a simple "no" would've sufficed. At least now when your deployment gets rejected at 3 AM, you can laugh at the excuse before crying into your coffee. The scary part? This is probably more honest than most SaaS error messages. Looking at you, "Something went wrong. Please try again later."

This Is Not Going To End Well

AI Security Hardware Gamedev Cloud

16 days ago 158.7K views 0 shares

So we've reached the dystopian future where owning your own hardware is a crime and the AI overlords enforce subscription models for everything. The meme hits different because it's basically where we're already headed—every game company salivating over "games as a service" while you're just trying to play something offline without internet connectivity checks every 5 minutes. The "You're sheltering Nvidia Gforce RTX 5090 32GB aren't you?" line is *chef's kiss* because in this hellscape, having actual gaming hardware becomes an act of rebellion. Like hiding Anne Frank but it's your GPU. They've turned PC gaming into a thought crime where local storage and offline play are contraband. Remember when you could just... buy a game and own it? Yeah, your kids won't. They'll be paying $29.99/month for the privilege of streaming games at 720p with 200ms latency while corporations monitor their every keystroke. Fun times ahead.

We Used To Own Things

Cloud Iot Security Programming

22 days ago 226.6K views 2 shares

Remember when you bought software and it just... worked? No phoning home, no "verify your license," no mandatory updates that brick your workflow. Now your $2000 Adobe subscription needs to check in with the mothership before letting you edit a PNG. Your smart fridge won't dispense ice without WiFi. Your car's heated seats are locked behind a monthly paywall. The shift from ownership to perpetual rental is real. You're not buying products anymore—you're leasing access to features that physically exist in hardware you paid for, but are artificially gated by DRM and always-online requirements. It's the SaaS-ification of everything, where companies realized they can extract infinite revenue from finite purchases. The kicker? When their servers go down or they decide to discontinue the service, your "purchase" evaporates into the cloud. You don't own your games, your music, your tools—you're just renting them until the company decides otherwise. Welcome to the future, where everything is a service and nothing truly belongs to you.

It's 2032 And You Have Unlicensed Local Compute

Cloud AI Hardware Programming

22 days ago 286.3K views 1 shares

It's 2032 And You Have Unlicensed Local Compute

Welcome to the dystopian future where Big Tech has finally achieved their ultimate dream: making you pay a subscription fee just to use your OWN computer! OpenAI and Samsung are now the RAM police, hunting down anyone who dares to run calculations on their own hardware without a monthly license. Got 32GB of DDR5 hidden under your floorboards like it's Prohibition-era moonshine? BUSTED. They're literally treating local compute like contraband now. Next thing you know, they'll be kicking down doors asking "Where's the GPU, punk?" while you're desperately trying to explain that you just wanted to run a Python script offline. The cloud overlords have won, and your CPU is now considered a controlled substance. Rent, don't own—it's the Silicon Valley way!

Introducing Http 402

Backend Webdev Networking Programming Frontend

1 month ago 225.9K views 1 shares

HTTP 402 "Payment Required" has been reserved since 1997 but never actually implemented. It's been sitting there for decades like that gym membership you keep meaning to use. Now someone's finally suggesting we dust it off to nickel-and-dime users one cent per download. The cat rolling in cash perfectly captures how every SaaS founder would react to this becoming standard. Forget subscriptions—imagine charging micropayments for every API call, every download, every breath your users take. It's the ultimate monetization fantasy. Fun fact: HTTP 402 was originally intended for digital payment systems but got shelved because nobody could agree on how to implement it. Turns out the real payment required was the standards committee meetings we attended along the way.

Thank You Abraham Lincoln For Your AI Wisdom

AI Programming

2 months ago 278.7K views 0 shares

Thank You Abraham Lincoln For Your AI Wisdom

Ah, the famous Lincoln quote about prompt engineering. Turns out Honest Abe was ahead of his time by about 150 years. The joke here is that modern developers spend more time crafting the perfect AI prompt than actually coding the solution. Two-thirds of your "coding" time goes into explaining to an AI what you want, using buzzwords like "agentic b2b SaaS" that would make any venture capitalist swoon. Lincoln freed the slaves but couldn't free us from documentation.

If Lincoln Was A Prompt Engineer

AI Programming

2 months ago 299.3K views 1 shares

Ah, the modern developer's time management philosophy! While Abraham Lincoln famously said he'd spend 6 hours sharpening an axe before cutting down a tree, today's devs spend 4 hours crafting the perfect AI prompt before writing any actual code. The joke brilliantly captures our current tech zeitgeist where "prompt engineering" has become its own discipline. We're no longer just coding—we're meticulously instructing AI to code for us, which somehow takes longer than coding ourselves. And let's appreciate the date stamp of 2025... when we'll apparently still be struggling with this balance. Some things never change!

The Million-Dollar Side Project Daydream

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend

2 months ago 195.9K views 0 shares

The Million-Dollar Side Project Daydream

Every developer has that moment of galaxy-brain inspiration where we convince ourselves we'll build the next million-dollar SaaS product instead of fixing those 47 bugs in the backlog. That intense concentration while daydreaming about passive income from side projects is practically a developer rite of passage. Meanwhile, our actual codebase sits untouched for weeks because "I'm architecting the solution in my head." The irony? We could've earned more by just putting those hours into our actual job.

Don't Waste Money On SaaS You Don't Need

Programming Webdev Frontend Backend Cloud

3 months ago 215.7K views 1 shares

Don't Waste Money On SaaS You Don't Need

Shocking revelation: you can build software without paying for fancy SaaS tools. Next up: water is wet. This thumbnail perfectly captures the "enlightened developer" phenomenon where someone discovers open source alternatives to paid services and acts like they've cracked the Da Vinci code. Sure, you could pay for Replit, Lovable, or Bolt... or you could just use the thousands of free tools that have existed since the dawn of computing. Revolutionary stuff here, folks. Your wallet and that shocked expression on your face can finally take a break.

OAuth Done Right

Security Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

3 months ago 242.8K views 0 shares

When you ask a junior dev to implement OAuth and they take "social login" to a whole new dimension. Normal OAuth providers? Boring! Let's authenticate with a potato, your mom, and Beef Caldereta instead! Nothing says "secure authentication flow" like logging in with a PDF or your physical address. The cherry on top is "Login with Caution" - the only button that's actually giving sound security advice here.

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