The Real Heroes Of Programming

The peaceful Python enthusiast gets absolutely demolished by the language war veterans. JavaScript zealots, Java supremacists, and Rust evangelists are ready to throw hands over their preferred syntax... meanwhile ABAP and COBOL developers are just sweating nervously in the corner wondering if anyone remembers they exist. Nothing triggers developers quite like suggesting another language might be better for a task. After 15 years in the industry, I've learned the best programming language is whichever one pays your mortgage this month.

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Content The Future Programmer Rajito TheProgrammerMe 1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: okay this is awkward ProarammerHumor io

Content HOW DId YOU GET YOUR POWERS' ? WAS BITTEN BY A SPIDER! MART VIRKUS ARCADERAGE Python I Programmer

Content def printmessage (numoftimes) for i in range(numoftimes) print("Bython is awesome!"); if name - 11 printmessage (10); main " Bython Python with braces. Because Python is awesome, but whitespace is awful. Bython is a Python preprosessor which translates curly brackets into indentation.

SOMEONE PLEASE REVOKE THIS MAN'S DEVELOPER LICENSE IMMEDIATELY! 🚨 This tweet is the programming equivalent of saying "a hammer is just an API to nails" and "nails are an API to wood" and "wood is an API to trees." MAKE IT STOP! An API (Application Programming Interface) is a specific set of rules and protocols that allows different software applications to communicate with each other - NOT this cosmic tech ladder to the universe! The only thing this tweet proves is that if you string enough technical words together, you can sound profound while being CATASTROPHICALLY wrong. It's giving "I just discovered programming last week and now I'm having deep thoughts" energy.