AI Is Just Spicy Math In Disguise

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of developers asking AI to rename variables while their poor CPUs are SCREAMING in agony! 💀 The left button shows the sacred manual labor of renaming variables ourselves like our ancestors intended. The right button? Asking CoPilot to do it while your computer's processing power is sacrificed to the gods of convenience! And that blue button being pressed? MILLIONS OF WASTED FLOPS! Your computer is literally weeping silicon tears as its precious computing cycles are burned on something you could have done with Find & Replace. The sheer computational DRAMA of it all!

Behold the great decline of our noble profession. We went from muscle-bound legends who wrote code without AI crutches and built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain is character-building) to modern keyboard jockeys who can't center a div without consulting Google for the 47th time today. The golden age programmer fixed memory leaks by hand, while we're over here begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors like it's our personal code therapist. And let's not forget the programmer trapped in Vim since 2018 because :q! is apparently harder to remember than differential calculus. The final insult? We fix one bug and create three more. It's not a development cycle, it's a pyramid scheme.

Ah yes, the mythical beast of modern development - half dog, half ostrich, all ChatGPT. Your codebase is about to experience the "uncanny valley" indeed. One end barks confidently about solutions it doesn't understand while the other buries its head in the sand when debugging time comes. The "OH REALLY?" at the top is what your senior developer mutters when you claim your AI-generated monstrosity is "original work." Next edition will feature a creature that's half Stack Overflow, half deadline panic.

Someone really just asked why Wikipedia exists when ChatGPT can give you answers. Brother, ChatGPT is out here confidently telling people that spiders have 6 legs and Napoleon won Waterloo. The reply is chef's kiss perfection: "You're the people in the floaty chairs at the start of Wall-E." Translation: you've gotten so lazy that you're willing to trust an AI that makes stuff up 30% of the time over a crowdsourced encyclopedia with citations and actual humans fact-checking. Wikipedia has sources, edit histories, and talk pages. ChatGPT has... confidence and a gambling problem with facts. But sure, let's replace peer-reviewed knowledge with spicy autocomplete. What could go wrong?

Oh honey, look at these programmers having their little existential crisis over ChatGPT! Meanwhile, mathematicians are standing there like the seasoned gallows veterans they are, rolling their eyes SO HARD they can see their own brain. 💅 Calculators literally DECIMATED mathematical jobs decades ago, and these math wizards just adapted and found more complex problems to solve. But sure, programmers, keep clutching those mechanical keyboards while sobbing into your Stack Overflow bookmarks! First automation rodeo, sweetie?

Turns out your AI girlfriend is just a GPU running hot in a server farm somewhere. Strip away the fancy filters and you're dating $1500 worth of silicon that's probably mining crypto behind your back when you're not looking. At least she'll never complain about the room temperature – she's already running at 85°C.